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Doctor v Hayden :: Promotional Battle :: Follow The Format :: Have Fun
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- #Doctor: Hello Hayden, How can I help you today?
- #Hayden: I think Im possessed, My hands move by themselves, Just this mornin I strangled a neck
- #Doctor: Come again? You strangled a neck?
- #Hayden: Please understand doctor, This is how I deal with stress
- I run into walls until my body goes into cardiac arrest, Please help me doc my life is a mess
- #Doctor: I think you have a mental condition that won't disappear with meds
- You should check into a facility, I heard they're givin out hospital beds
- #Hayden: You have no idea who your talkin with
- My mom screamed at me so I sliced off her tits and said "listen bitch quit havin fits"
- #Doctor: Dear God, please tell me this is part of a skit
- #Hayden: Its all true, My mind is split, I cant go a day without stabbin my wrist
- #Doctor: Im startin to get a gist of your psychosis, I need to get you to a nurse
- #Hayden: It gets worse, People keep runnin from me as I walk the streets cause blood stains my shirt
- Doctor why does feelin like an outcast hurt?
- I wanna be like you but I always find myself buryin more bodies in the dirt
- Even when I fuck my girlfriend I threaten her with a chainsaw if she doesnt squirt
- And she doesnt know it but I hid a trackin device inside her skirt
- #Hayden: Dont touch me! The fact that I didnt kill you already means your lucky
- I just want you to listen, I wont become an experiment that you can study
- #Doctor: Relax Hayden theres no reason to be actin funny
- I understand what your goin through, Think of me as your buddy
- #Hayden: I don't even have a family anymore, There dead cause I giftwrapped C4
- And left it in front of their back door, I feel guilty, I dont wanna feel like this anymore
- #Doctor: Dear God, I should have called the police as soon as you walked thru that door
- But Im here to help, you dont have to feel like this anymore
- #Hayden(Starts Crying): See? Even doctors are afraid of me
- Hey Doc, I've been seein things lately, I go to the bathroom and a ghost inhabits the mirror
- Thats it, my insanity can't get any clearer, Maybe Im the devil in disguise
- I dont even deserve the tears that are now fallin from my eyes
- Hey Doc, tell everyone that I tried, Don't tell them that I cried
- Tell them I finally confessed my sins when it was time for me to die
- Well I guess this it Doc, time for me to say goodbye
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Doctor: Hello Mr- Oh god not Hayden
- Hayden: That's right Doc, I'm back
- My problems are getting more whack
- People's skulls, I wanna crack
- I smacked my girlfriend, then her face, I hacked
- Doctor: *Yelling* Nurse! Call the Police!
- This man won't cease, He won't just leave in peace!
- But now I realize he's one man we can't release!
- Hayden: Fuck you doc! I'm the man you can't keep
- I'll leave the bodies of people like you in a heap
- After running them over with my jeep
- (Begins crying) but here I am, Now I weep
- Tell me doc, why is my life so bleak?
- Doctor: I think maybe, you're just fuckin' crazy!
- It honestly surprises me that you ain't pushing daisy's
- Hayden: My morality is just hazy!
- I kill motherfucka's on the daily
- Hell the last kid I killed was Israeli
- Then I cut myself, cause he left me feeling scaly.
- Doctor: You ever think you should stop killing everyone?
- Living an actual life can be pretty fun.
- Hayden: But in my back pocket, I always carry a gun.
- The burden of the dead, it weighs a ton
- (Pulls out gun) You might wanna run
- My demons, have already won
- But very soon, there will be none.