Battles  j0shmyg0sh vs WEALTHMASTA

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Hickery dickery dock
  • dickery ready get rocked
  • quickily tickity-toc
  • ready 'cause here I'm a come
  • lyrically rip you apart
  • Limb from limb
  • Bar for Bar
  • Eye for eye
  • Make your world go dark
  • Thats right
  • You ain't got heart
  • You ain't got soul
  • You ain't a part
  • of the culture, I know
  • You may go far
  • you may go high
  • but what happens to you when you live my life
  • you don't know struggle
  • you don't know pain
  • you don't know what its like to be threatened
  • day to day
  • by a radical wave of racist states
  • you don't know what its like worrying about the
  • Milk in your fridge going sour
  • Because the government cuts the power for 8 hours
  • since 2008
  • but I strive
  • you on the other hand wouldn't survive

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Y’all ever heard of this phenomenon?
  • I get home at six, the shorty’s gone
  • So I take my clothes off, then I go on
  • To the shower, but it won’t start, it won’t turn on
  • So when she gets home, I smell like cigarette butts
  • She tells me to leave, tells me my scent will infect stuff
  • She hates it, I get dumped
  • I’m pacin’, my head’s slumped
  • I’m prayin’, I can’t stop
  • The cravin’, for canna-
  • -bis, maybe, I’m just fucked
  • Oh wait a second, huh?
  • It’s crazy, I get jumped
  • Next time I’ll remembe to keep my head up
  • I try to fight, but it’s a three on one
  • But I gouged one guy’s eyes out, maybe I’ll be keepin’ one
  • And this other dude is bein’ rude and stuff
  • He’s actin’ lewd as fuck
  • Tryna look crude and tough
  • Each of the fiends is built like an ostrich, but ostriches have been
  • Known to beat up men
  • Now last week, I was ostracized from my girlfriend
  • But these fuckers I’ll be fighting might be lightning quick
  • And I’ll lose my life instead of my future wife, and it’s
  • Actually not that serious until some bystander pulls out a knife
  • And stabs me plenty of times
  • He turns to the other two guys
  • And stabs the smaller guy twice and the taller guy thrice
  • And then turns to the guy with no eyes
  • Extends a hand that’s held more joints than mine
  • And tells the eyeless guy “I saved your life!”

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