Hermione VS Criss Angel

Hermione VS Criss Angel Final Lyrics

 

HERMOINE:

Criss, I missed what you're spitting for

I'm the baddest witch in griffindor

i'll bewitch a fickle dwarf

who’s getting more fame from click bait than a retail fishing store

You better be ready, I light up the dark

the earth’s boggart’s your ridikkulus art

I can spell you out with the wand in my pocket

"Siriusly black, mascot of hot topic!"

 

CRISS:

I respect women, got love for my momma

but Imma bout to hit on you harder than Potter

not rescuing you when your tricks fall under

You're a Hufflepuffin' ugly son of a muggle

HERMIONFREAK!

I shine bright like the Luxor

You’re a two faced witch like Voldemort

This Hor’scrux is to cover frailty with intellect

But I’m petrifying sissy witches quicker than them basilisks

 

HERMOINE:

Say that 10 times fast!

Your magic can't get your parseltongue back from the cat!

When a has-been actor spits bloody crud Riddlin’

Slap a cap on that hair and slip him into Slytherin!

Freak in the mind, primed on card tricks for laymen

Playing pretend dead in your Las Vegas play pen,

Your family will stare with most trepid screams

when I avada kadavra you and the beat

 

CRISS:

If you kill a beat, then i’m a death eater

flunking this bookworm just-for-fun reader

For my next trick, with a kiss, you'll find

I’ll dement-ify dimes to her husband’s kind

Let me demonstrate drawing mudblood with magic

Relax, lay back, just like that, exactly,

Now take your cell phones out, record when I start

pulling stranger Granger’s body apart

 

HERMIONE:

A dementor could see this trick’s not real

The objects in your mirrors are grosser than they appear

My crew, I've been guarding ‘em, you a faux pa

what's a foot trick to Wingardium

 

RON: levioSAH?

 

HERMOINE:

It's leviOsah! not levioSAH!

 

CRISS:

I'll levitate all over petty warlocks

hand crafted by potions, humans and frog warts,

I can tell it gets a little humid in Hogwarts

 

-post credits-

 

HERMOINE:

Attack all you want just

don’t beat around the bush!

 

CRISS:

Ok, Hermaphromione