Battles Web_Alternate vs Deleterious2Zandra
RULES
Best punchlines and jokes wins
Max of 18 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on March 2 2025
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Deadly-Deleterious? are you passing gas?
- Bet every time you fart you cause massive class
- Of death, I can even smell through my plastic mask
- I think your ass crack needs a mint here's a basket man
- I do acrobats with risky survival stunts
- Your stinking up my flow are you some wild skunk?
- Are you some donkey without a tail with a ass?
- And a fat mouth for eating rhymes In the trash?
- That's probably why what you speak Is the crap
- That I hear with the rap and here Is a slap
- You foolish sap, I'm 56, you just a 2 with scraps
- I'm a dude with pack loads more wins just do the math
- I'm 50 times sicker than you cold cruel In clash
- While your flu Is wack breathing through a tub It's bad
- Are you asthmatic? fantastic, that's drastic
- A Web attack manic, condition, now that's tragic
- The Double D Is kinda suspect prick
- I think you were trying to call yourself I'm (Dead Dick)
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Fart jokes really? Is that all you come up with?
- Dead Dick Is right last chick claimed yours couldn't come up kid
- I'm random stuff bitch concepts summing stuff up shit
- I'll summon a giant bat shit fucking bum up glitch
- I have an ass alright, but yo your ass Is tight
- Kinda like a female virgins my dick mass Is right
- Wearing plastic right Imagine you as this type
- The female version of you I'd do every passing night
- But that was off topic I know but, back to the jokes
- I notice you never record the raps you a wrote
- That you the nope, were all so fucking glad you the won't
- You went from the top to below the flat to the slope
- Web Fang, Is you webbing hoes? webbing bros?
- 10 10's I capture In my webs I'm wedding those
- We got Rose she's a deadpan when you Injecting tho
- When I'm flexing this mushroom tip got her wetting holes
- Fuck webs I gotta gun that would kill you In 1
- Lay you In a casket then conceal you I'm done