Battles Saint_James vs Maverick
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Maverick won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- This Battle Is Like The Last Episode Of 60 Minutes, Cuz This His Final Hour/
- Pull The Rifle Out, Zoom In, Sight Full Power/ Big Points, Coming Out The Shells, Like The Spikes On Bowzer/
- This Spiteful Coward, Sounds Kinda Sour/ Hasn't Battled In So Long, Surprised He's Still Standing With Those Rusty Ass Bars, Eiffle Tower/
- If This A Title Bout, The Prize Is Ours/ Cuz There Is Nothing But Bitches In His Crew, Like Bridal Showers/
- Stain His Blood Over The Vinal Counters/ Then Mop It Up With His Face Till The Tile Scoured/
- Think Michael Bowers, How Hes Going In The Bag, After A Couple Lines, Like He's Buying Powder/ Hes Wife Dipped Out, After The Amount Of Time He Spent Online A Week, Topped Out Around 90 Hours/
- Plus She Like Him Around Her, Cuz Inside His Trousers Smelled Like Expired Chowder/ I Wonder Why? Prolly Cuz He Spends So Much Time On Discord, He Dont Have Time To Shower/
- But She's Ratchet Anyways, Out Of Spite Would Be The Only Way I Would Plow Her/ Give Her The Presidentual Package, With Vital Power/
- Bolt The Lock In The Oval Office, Start Lyndon Johnson/ Then Lie Her Down, An Give Her Dwight D, No Eisenhower/
- Mav Your Better Off To Just -SCREAM-FOR- HELP/ Cuz You Don't Got Hands, Your So Soft, You Couldnt BEAT-YOU-SELF/
- All You Do Bore Holes/Hoes, Like Deep Core Wells/ If You Dont Feel What Im Saying, Must Read Poor Brail/
- Cuz On The Mic I Breed Pure Hell/ Nasty Shit, I Should Probably Eat More Kale/
- Better Flee Or Else, You Gonna See Me Waving More Shells, Then A Sea Shore Swell/Ring Your Bell, This Jackass Get Nailed In The Back, Like Eeyores Tail/
- Your Type More Shit Online Then A Blogger Guy/ Talking Hype But We Not Alike, I Stay Banging Heavy Metal, I'm The Rocker Type/
- Leave A Couple Bars Stuck In Your Head, Since He Lost Ya Mind/ These Hands Are Good With Grammar, Means They'll Cross Your Ts an Dot Your Eyes/
- You Don't Want To Scrap, Like Copper Pipes/ So Why You Trying Dodge These Lines/ When Everybody Knows, Thats How Frogger Died/
- If You Verse Saint James, An The Verse Aint Flames/You'll Need Rap It Tighter Then First Aid Tape/
- Cuz I Put More Bodies The Grave Then The Worst Great Plague/ Put Your Burned Remains Ina Ern Shaped Vase/
- Then Slam It In The Dirt So Hard, That The Earth May Shake/
- Slide On Your Turf Like Snakes, Showing Nerds They Place/ Putting Random Marks, In A Box, Like A Survey Page/
- When It Comes To War, He Wage The Minimum, So He Don't Deserve-A-Raise/
- Shits Wait Two Week (Way Too Weak), Like Time It Takes At A New Job To Get Your First-Pay-Day/
- But This Work Ain't Safe, Thats Why He's Getting Iced, Over Bread, Like A Birth Day Cake/
- Run Up Gripping Then Heater, Start Clinching My Finger/ Two Rounds Poking Out The Front, Like Woman In Beaters/
- So Many Flash In His Face, That Its Giving Him Seizures/
- My Hood Is Grim As The Reapers, Itching To Squeeze It Like The Skin Of A Tweaker/
- Pick Up A Cleaver, Split Him To Peices/ Swell His Face Up, Like Hes Got Allergies, An Im Giving Him Peanuts/
- This Immagrant Beaner, Only Has Hot Raps When Hes Flipping Fajitas/ If He Say Hes Piru/Peru, Its Cuz He's Living In Lima/
- Rush In Quick As Katrina, Then Levee So Much Damage/ The City Will Be Needing Fema To Assist With The Clean Up/
- The only thing that You crush is orange pops/ But i bury bars deeper then the ones at fort knox/
- I just dug up your plot but it wasnt your fault/ Got Me Ticked Off, So I Let My Hands Do The Tocking like a fucking quarts clock/
- I Bet His Job Is A bartender, Cuz All He Does Is Pour(poor) Shots/
- Hes got a sloppy pad, so when i Run in ya spot you'll see pigs die all around, like a bloody war plot/
- I got a nasty pen with a dirty flow, thats a muddy horse stall/ Cut It Short, Your Making Everyone Snore Dog/ Beacuse You're Just a Very Huge Boar, Russian Warthog/
- Load Up The Ak With Drum Clips, Start Banging Like Drug Hits/ Cuz I Keep More Choppers, On Deck, Then Navy Gun Ships/
- Tape Him Quick, Then Take Him Some Where Safe An Dump Him/ Drop Him Off In The Ocean, An Watch His Body Swell Up, Like Baby Puff Fish/
DEFENDER'S RAP
- King James is here to... Serve me a Cranberry Sprite, right?
- Fuck! No annotations or highlights... Oh no way he thinks he's that hot,
- Dumbass, I'll just put emphasis on my wordplay with quotations and caps-lock.
- I'm guessing he logged on to the forum page, saw me clowning his royal name in 1 bold statement, but that's all
- And if I know James, he did a fast jot.
- No ANGLES around me, but the device around his ANKLES tells me he's still on probation
- And IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU WRITE then there's no saying he didn't do a WACK JOB
- Back off, nobody LIKES you so keep rhyming a bunch of similes
- There's a reason these battlers are reluctant to come for our winning streaks,
- But there's a difference see: I skillfully bring the heat and you're always so quick to cheat.
- Which is crazy because kids used to pretty much worship this faggot disciple through MASS CULTS
- While he's out here denying proof, relying too much on trying to MASK ALTS
- Man I wouldn't be surprised if you switched the stickers on a Rubik's Cube,
- Now let's talk about your hardships and all these heavenly fumes you do,
- 'Cause damn, I didn't know people who do SPEEDBALLS could get CANONIZED! Holy smokes...
- Mary the Mother of God should be your only HEROINE so go annoint your soul B-boy,
- There's a difference between holy oils and opioids.
- I get it, Momma raised a spoiled boy
- You stare in the mirror knowing you're living in the shadow of your faulty Dad
- And whenever you try getting your "ducks in a row" you put the "black tar smack dab in the middle"
- 'Cause you ALWAYS CRACK/QUACK.
- Are you really gonna tell us the times you tried to evade highschool isn't why you have that second-rate IQ?
- Or perhaps when the going gets tough you inject a heroin needle in the vein, in hopes your pain might soothe?
- Jamie you were caught for possession in 2015 and served jail time,
- Not only then but this past May you got locked up for failing to pay fines too...
- And you're rapping about money? Lousy thug couldn't rob a bank if he wore a foolproof plan as a face tattoo
- What you gonna do after your TIES to crime make your FACE SKY-BLUE and turn you over to the gang Piru?
- If you still think you're King shit then Google the definition of Deja Vu.
- Boi must be mowing lawns since he claims to be "pushing green"
- Feel free to lie through your crooked teeth, I have questions:
- Why do you have the same flow on every hook and beat?
- Why is it that your only "replay value" comes from people having to rewind your shit because they mistook the speed and couldn't hear?
- Why the fuck do your cover arts look like memes?
- You're probably the one who stole my "Blue Yeti" because you're afraid to hear the wookie speak.
- Yeah tell about my delivery or something, not spitting and ducking,
- But last year you ducked the homie Snoozy and started bitching it was nothing
- Then you no-showed the tournament like "Why do I always get a guy with no record history to study?"
- Always complaining, who knew a 27 year old grown man was the world's saltiest baby?
- Assuming your shots are all true is crazy,
- You ain't even in an altruist craze so why should I be calling you Saintly?
- Last time you GAVE was GIVING IN to your addiction, and gettin' bodied is a GIVEN
- I nullify you ordinarily ordained – I'm the Pope, you're a Godless CARDINAL
- Your fans hear you say "fire" but it's a FALSE ALARM so suck my dick and give me a Don Demarco.