DEFENDER'S RAP

• Life is of many choices;
• if you spent ya toim in, to invest Bitcoin as,
• much as you do rep points then,
• you wouldn't have to live employment
• But I'mma take some of your check by force 'cause,
• after my physical therapy appointment I had to call my personal injury lawyer;
• I was just digging for some shit to thwart him,
• now all of a sudden my gut's upsut, sufferin' from Post Traumatic Cringe Disorder.
• And here are the symptoms for it: you'd think it twinged my core, a
• Constricted torso, cricked my forearms; limbs contorted, but the twist is you're the,
• one with the stiff performance.
• And what gets disjointed, ya soon-to-split gar-goylfriend
• Speaking of witch, let's talk about grooming teens! Like hairdressin'? No;
• Because getting ice cream at the festival,
• is the only time Dr. Nova's "seen Professional"
• Man's just caught a stray, damn, so did Assyria
• Does talking about her make you furious?
• She must be a closeted lezzer, straight up cutting your dick off with scissors
• 'Cause she really wishes you weren't a mister, she's a D snide-r and now you're a Twisted Sister.
• Oofta, the chutzpah on this zoomer, big nuts, just gotta zoom in on his cooter
• A spewer of poop on his dad's computer
• Secludin' himself in the room ta'
• Splooge to his virtual boo, that Joshua-pursuin' Oompa Loompa
• His moom intrudes and, this scenario is comparable to his behavioral attitude 'cause;
• No School of Hard Knocks, more Weenie Hut Jr.'s ...
• Mr. Summa lumma dooma, get gooder or be gouda, ya crouton
• Ya fodder, fraught in flaws to flop, who fought and got .. molly-wopped
• Slap box a God, I palm a Sean, shred this cheeseball like parmesan
• Maverick's a timberwolf giving this Pom' a shine, that's my paw mishon
• I'm one to list-defy, on it, badder basilisks are high, more iconic, better risks than guy, all-around bigger fish to fry, in grits,
• And, he got more grit than a sandy shore, but won't ever turn the tides if he can't, land a score
• In petty banter wars with the cringiest, shittiest skill-set to answer for,
• And when I come onto the scene, they go quiet. Call them Andy's toys
• 'Cause you blow like the Big Bad Wolf, this Dachshund's no outstanding force
• Man I hope I'm what you upped the ante for...
• But I predict, if you say things with a twist, I'm making you lick every grain of salt off the pantry floor
• Considering your rants, that name ain't branding gore... Everyone knows the only things twisted are in your panty drawer.