DEFENDER'S RAP

• Like a grip gettin' tighta', my stronghold on these peasants' windpipes a,
• feelin' like Didymoteicha'
• 'Cause on these hills I'm a sire, but I'm not out of breadth, as a writa'
• I got more RANGE than an undomesticat' brahma
• Or a Tennessee walker; and y'all can't do saddleback, 'less equipped like a climber
• It's all downhill, but I'm still as INCLINED ta', sleep on koppies like Labyrinthodonta
• Or a desert iguana
• 'Cause y'all DUFF like lizard McGuire, and my Bank's a butte/beaut, like Hilary's daughter
• Unlike you dime-a-dozen penny-a-liners, your FACE VALUE is BLANK like the Singapore dollar
• Talk is cheap and you've got inverted commas, I can give you a QUOTE on this M16 rifle
• It's "Say hello to my little friend!" *BAH, BAH* – But purposely missing the shots 'cause
• I'm tryna' cause stress-induced ulcers, now you hear that ringing? It's your health care provider
• Gon' need to snort some histamine blockers, 'fore you start developin' Vincent's angina
• Or go try drinkin' some mineral water, while I give Topo-Chico hard seltzer los agua
• To the stunning miss Melissa Barrera, then chase her with a knife after Cinco de Maya'
• Into a bodega with Ortega, I'm tryna', get a mf hole in one... Like Hideki Mats'yama
• Like in the arguments of popped clerical collars, ask the philosophizers
• And I ain't talkin' Hillsong when I say "sexagesima," 'cause what comes before Lentz, is having a fling right behind ya (wife!)
• Let's just say I'm coming out of pocket... Like tryna' avoid creampieing an artificial vagina (haha)