CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I remember when we first met,
• You caught me staring at your chest,
• I was like damn girl nice boobs,
• You were like sir that's very rude,
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• I was like hoe that's just my swag,
• Check out my scrotum and how it sags,
• She was like damn nigga thats impressive,
• I wanna investigate it like a detective,
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• We went back to my place real quick,
• And I whipped out my seal dick,
• I call it a seal dick because it's as big as a seals,
• Hard as steel, everyone wants to cop a feel,
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• After 4 long months you decided to leave me,
• I said I wasn't cheating but you didn't believe me,
• You broke my heart, I miss the smell of your farts,
• We use to eat brownies and play mario cart,
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• What happened to that girl? Did it mean nothing to you?
• Her name was Sue and we use to stick together like glue,
• But now she went to Jerome, a guy who lives alone,
• But since then I've really grown
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• I'll never forget you Sue,
• And the kinda shit you use to do,
• But nowadays it don't even phase me,
• Cuz nowadays I'm banging girl named Amy