DEFENDER'S RAP

• Today Melvin gon' learn.
• Boy, you sent a visible verse?
• With respectable wordplay, but everything you said was obscure.
• Dissing 'DreadedBeast56,' are you sure I'm even the one you intended this fer'?
• I'm taking this completely unserious
• If you ever want to REALLY compete in warfare then uh, put ME in the hairtrigga'
• And I'll treat it as burial,
• 'Cause when it comes to a 'dreaded beast,' you'll soon find out why I meet the criteria.
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• But your raps got me spanking my patella
• 15 years old writing about drip, hoez, and AK-47s
• When you're shirtless in a mask, you just look goofy buddy
• Like you're about to rob your grandmother for some Mountain Dew money
• Oo-we
• I bet ya feel mad rebellious watching Adult Swim when ya mom's not looking
• Oo-we
• Talking like you've clapped some tushy, you destroy the pussy
• When the furthest you've gone sexually with a girl is playing footsie