DEFENDER'S RAP

• What? You call that a diss?
• Bitch you haven't even kissed.
• Your rhyme scheme looks a little hit or miss.
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• No shade but your parents prayed
• That you got a job and dug some
• Weeds out with a spade
• Your only life goal is to get laid
• So take a lick of this blade
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• Brain bigger then Einstein?
• Bitch I can scare you in two words:
• "Cosine sine"
• Why are your lines one word?
• I bet if your rapped this you would sound a little slurred
• Your x's? BITCH solve for X
• Check your cheques.
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• 100% of your profit goes on your shelf
• But the thing is you turn no profit, so get some mental help.
• Dreams of avarice and wealth
• But I can't see any from here myself.
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• Tools of the trade?
• You got bad fucking aids
• From fucking to get better grades
• Repaid your life is like an arcade
• Insert 25 cents spend it on sex and your made.
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• And why did you slit your wrist?
• Did you get lobotomized?
• I think your brain is split.
• So take a bite of this shit and get right into it.
• You barely exist so you can barely call this a conflict.