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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • my war rages on, bae dancing inna th0gn
  • poppin' clutch in the mclaren
  • twenty-five eight, i'm steady gangsta
  • no apologies, no mercy
  • i only care for justice, taking care of business
  • dey all like, damn boi, you playing with fire
  • gonna burn this whole city down, ashes on the ground
  • yea, i live in the smoke, demon tongue ain't no joke
  • i go fyckin hard on dese bitches, granting all dey sexual wishes
  • gentle and soothing, givin' bae the royal treatment
  • so yea, i clean up real nice
  • scrubbing down the bathroom, washing up in the kitchen
  • s'all good, eating luxury dishes
  • caviar sushi and duck egg omelettes
  • da coffee from ethiopia, so i praise jah for dis jerk chicken
  • fridge is cold, oven so hot
  • baking hella bread, pastries and bean pies, yea, yea, challah-back
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  • i'm so underground, my crib like bag end
  • blowing O's wit gandalf the white
  • yea bitch, that's right, oh yes
  • we rolling out the red carpet, got dat mithril drip, cuban link
  • chilling barefoot in the forest, napping with bae onna bed of moss
  • springtime in the silicon shire and life's s'all good
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  • still d'oh, shouting out
  • from middle earth to da muhfyckin middle east
  • the trees is ablaze
  • we've lost the heavens only to become slaves under the nazgûl gaze
  • this is modern life in twenty-first-century mordor
  • stalking thru the conflagration, i got dis demon mind
  • transcending the ring's power, going fycking nuclear
  • this shit is bananas, and the marathon don't stop

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