Battles vs Tewsly
RULES
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Max of 33 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
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Battle on June 20 2023 and Battle on June 28 2023
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- my war rages on, bae dancing inna th0gn
- poppin' clutch in the mclaren
- twenty-five eight, i'm steady gangsta
- no apologies, no mercy
- i only care for justice, taking care of business
- dey all like, damn boi, you playing with fire
- gonna burn this whole city down, ashes on the ground
- yea, i live in the smoke, demon tongue ain't no joke
- i go fyckin hard on dese bitches, granting all dey sexual wishes
- gentle and soothing, givin' bae the royal treatment
- so yea, i clean up real nice
- scrubbing down the bathroom, washing up in the kitchen
- s'all good, eating luxury dishes
- caviar sushi and duck egg omelettes
- da coffee from ethiopia, so i praise jah for dis jerk chicken
- fridge is cold, oven so hot
- baking hella bread, pastries and bean pies, yea, yea, challah-back
- i'm so underground, my crib like bag end
- blowing O's wit gandalf the white
- yea bitch, that's right, oh yes
- we rolling out the red carpet, got dat mithril drip, cuban link
- chilling barefoot in the forest, napping with bae onna bed of moss
- springtime in the silicon shire and life's s'all good
- still d'oh, shouting out
- from middle earth to da muhfyckin middle east
- the trees is ablaze
- we've lost the heavens only to become slaves under the nazgûl gaze
- this is modern life in twenty-first-century mordor
- stalking thru the conflagration, i got dis demon mind
- transcending the ring's power, going fycking nuclear
- this shit is bananas, and the marathon don't stop