DEFENDER'S RAP

• food rap
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• yuuhhh
• choppin' it up in the kitchen
• my chef knife stays sharp
• and all my ingredients are fresh
• come grab a taste, put some hair on your chest
• press the garlic, squeeze a lemon, add some honey, salt, pepper, and oil
• dressin' my salad in the finest couture
• get my meals from the trucks on the street
• embracing only the realest of world culture
• dat's right
• i'ma eat all the tacos, love me some pico de gallo and guac'
• food is the key to the heart, so that's what i'm gonna unlock
• tossin' chanterelles on the pan, hot with butter
• i'm here for authenticity, the genuine flavor
• delicate on the palate, the tongue's joy makes eyelids flutter
• oh yes, that's how i savor.
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• check the recipe, i'm an open book
• headin' for the deepest waters, i'm on the hook
• pirate island caves, you feelin' my waves?
• ready for the labor, workin' heavyweight lines
• catchin' big tuna all of the time
• it's the right season, chasin' wild salmon in their prime
• a special catch, servin' it up raw and spicy, soy sauce and wasabi
• just the fish, that's sashimi
• wrappin' it up in rice and nori, that's sushi
• and yeah, and my chopsticks got grip
• not gonna let a single grain slip
• yuuhhh, warm saké on drip
• please honor the itamae's preference
• that's a code green, cash tips.
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• devour my weight in fudge
• can't resist, now you know how to bribe the judge
• furreal, not jokin, so cereal-ously
• yeah, i'm hot like a muffin straight out the oven
• so don't burn your buds
• lest you feel like shedding tears, so salty
• it's like readin' the onion, discoverin' the zest in all these layers
• how many cheeses in this lasagna? the answer.
• now that's what i call news
• yuuhhh,
• king on the throne makin' a sandwich, bologna
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• that's it. kitchen closed.
• hope you enjoyed the meal.
• please come back tomorrow.