Battles crispy23 vs J_CE
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
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- I got more bars than you got scariness,
- Dropping your bull hope you are hearing this,
- Im in the zone fast and the furious, I am the goat you are delirious,
- Popping up these clowns while I make the track jumping,
- Spitting bars so hard imma leave ya heart thumping,
- Fueling up the beat with my whole dang body,
- You should get a diaper cuz my bars make you potty,
- Im Giving you a fibrillation, Not the fib, afib, patience
- They are both two different things, One is clot the other beat
- One will make your heart quit, One will make your heart quick,
- sure you never knew that cuz after all your just a kid,
- Welcome to med school hi how can help you?
- Oh you think you’re smart? Well good luck. FU!
- I don’t give a dang what you think about me,
- I don’t really care that you don’t like me,
- But running up to me with a battle in my face?
- I couldn’t prepare but I still wrecked the place!
- I am unstoppable you are so droppable
- Just like a baby, that’s why your combobbled!
- You sound suicidal, let’s play frogger!
- I’ll go first, you’ll be the hopper,
- I’ll be behind the wheel, I’ll be in the giant semi truck!
- You see it over there? Imma come right down when you try to
- come and cross and bam! Your done.
- Somebody get him a medic he’s bleeding out! Oh no!
- Im gonna come right back around and go once more just to be sure.
- Hitting that throttle, gonna make you roadkill
- Let’s be legit, you’re not living through this ordeal.
- That’s how I roll I’m a truck stopping killer,
- Imma cook you up later, turn you to a fish fillet
- Calling my squad, shoot you like a militia, Man that sucks, later butt kisser
- Gonna need some healing for that go see the bishop
- Unless your a man stop crying and get up
- When I get out of the jacket,
- You better start rushing to packing,
- Cuz immana bring in a whole dang team, To find out where your slacking,
- I am in an asylum, So crazy I’m in a confinement,
- We are all planning to get out, And when we do your dead mouse,
- Im gonna crack your spine til it’s terrible, shove you in a box, Cracker Barrel roll,
- Everybody says their a miracle, your a mistake same with your girl, lyrical intake,
- You gave my girl your banana? Well thats a nice curve you got there,
- Too bad your made out of paper and steel cuz I’ll still put you in a wheelchair,
- Immana bend you and rip you till you’re a modern piece of art,
- But sadly no one views you as a man or a male
- who’s even gotten good at spitting some bars
- And you can’t even spell against! A-G-I-N-S-T?
- Man at this point I’ll spell “your stupid” with the letters S-T-D
- You must’ve failed at mathematics because
- multiply and minus is mathematically madness
- I’m Sitting down and writing raps that equal fire,
- Your sitting down and writing raps sounding like your tired,
- Man you should stop and get some rest,
- It would benefit you and be the best,
- It’s funny how you say I’m riding when I’m actually not,
- But your next 50 votes will all be done by bots,
- Me and Kiki are actually really good friends,
- you wish you could feature somebody to be on your end,
- But in fact nobody wants to advocate for you,
- so suck it up and sit down and eat my damn shoe.