DEFENDER'S RAP

• Dude you thought you can beat me
• Hah!
• I was better than you straight from the beginning
• Cause’ I spit like a fanatic with an automatic
• But just a little bit more dramatic
• Isn’t this fantastic
• I kinda find it funny
• The fact that you say your ill with it
• But you’re asymptomatic
• Such I shock I know, I’m electrostatic
• And your lines, they’re erratic
• Make no sense, making me psychosomatic
• Stop with writing, become rheumatic
• Cause you will never become gigantic
• And your lines stink so much their aromatic
• I mean it’s just pragmatic
• If you write one more line, I’ll stop being diplomatic
• And hurt you so bad, you’ll turn monastic
• Don’t know what those words mean
• Guess I’ll just have to dumb it down, but I’ll never stop
• Dropping bombs big enough to blow up Syria
• Now make like a refugee while I attack with a flow so good, it’s Shakespearean
• Otherwise, I might conquer you like its neighbor Phrygia
• The thing is, you do not give me hysteria
• As a matter of fact, I think you’re hilarious
• Since you thought you could beat me
• Bud, the only person who gets to beat me
• Is the person who can outthink me
• And that person hasn’t been born yet
• Hold up, I gotta take a rest
• It’s kinda difficult being the best
• And having to deal with rappers who think they can test me
• Don’t matter since I’ma ace it
• Now I’m about to teach you the law of displacement
• You don’t belong here, go back to your mother’s basement
• The way you rap, your brain must be vacant
• And now you about to go splat on the pavement