Battles the-lyrical-cannibal vs Neo-Arno
RULES
F**k lemonZ battle myself all ya'll..
Max of 60 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Intro
- Rap battles of history voice
- PIRATE BLACKBEARD!!
- VS!!
- JEDI YODA!!
- ROUND ONE EVERYBODY!!
- Blackbeard
- I'm the legendary pirate that dominated the sea, I'd destroy green goblins like you with my crew, Forget being a dying old creep from star wars, With you're grey hair and you're wrinkles, You should've been a new spiderman villain, You failed to control anakin skywalker, He ended up working for the darkside, You know my facts are right, Failing to defeat the emperor, You also allowed the younglings to die too
- Yoda
- You're facts are wrong just like you're persona, You died before you got to my stage, You're life had more grey areas than my pubes, Forming more wrinkles at a younger age, You failed to become the greatest pirate of all time, You're murderous ways got you killed, At least i died peacefully, I'm guessing you died miserable in pain, Just like you're foul mouth criminal words, You're lyrics will clearly fail
- MIDTRO
- Rap battles of history voice
- HELL MOTHERFUCKIN' YEAH!!
- THIS IS EPIC!!
- A RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!!
- NOW ITS ROUND 2 FOR ALL OF YOU!!
- Yoda
- I had no control over anakin, But atleast he was good for a while, You was just born plain evil, You was a piece of poop in life, It's no wonder you never had a wife, She would've been called black pubes, Although the rum gave you quite the jelly belly, My force is just too powerful for foes like you, Considering she was more manly than you're crew, Wearing the pants but with smaller boobs
- Blackbeard
- My rum was the strongest force i would need, You say I'm a criminal but hide behind the council, I'd drink you're dead ghostly spirit for my rum, Old age has weakened you forget my gun, I'd make you walk the plank watching you bleed, You never had a wife either you're a hypocrite, My crew was obviously more faithful than any jedi, They rather died or turned to the darkside, I'd shoot a cannon straight up you're bum, I'll expose every lie watching you painfully die
- Outtro
- Rap battles of history voice
- WOAH!!
- WHAT A MOTHERFUCKIN' BATTLE!!
- WHO WON?!
- YOU DECIDE ALL Y'ALL!!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Cannibal's all but talk, thats how he cut me abruptly
- I gotta get robbed for you to give me a run for my money
- No pen is involved, i type these bars on my phone
- Defiblirate the battery, I hotline a soul
- Picture the meat grinder when he sees the gawk in my eyes
- The voters resigned when they saw me use a clone of his wife as a floral design
- Who the fuck is this guy, i dont give a fuck
- Only bits from her skirt for this little cuck
- The canibal pukes when i feed him my lyrics
- I take a bite of the dictionary tell you how sweet it is
- You spit bite-size verses mine are metaphysical
- I'm the main course in this rap buffet so desirably lyrical... Brrrat