DEFENDER'S RAP

• Spittin' a bar, like an alcoholic, hittin' a car, but I already bought it
• The car won't start, somebody help it, tell the guy slittin' the tires to shove it
• Pushin' the car forward, now she rockin' back, talkin' back like an average cat
• Start the ignition, call me the car, when you ride, my motives are driven
• Got my gat up, go get yo strap-on, guess you gotta strap it on
• A couple more guys, they been caught, sellin' drugs
• Who's been smokin' it up?, the green tumbleweed, or Antarctica
• Performin' an oral report, the President startin' to snore, Monica
• Sound like a harmonica, a replica, imitate the best of ya
• Slap 'em around like they kinky, say hey girl, try out my slinky
• She's dressed sleazy, a couple more drinks, 'n she's the queen B.
• Mark it on the calendar, 'cause once a month, she's angered enough
• That's why the car won't start, no ridin' tonight, no guitar parts