DEFENDER'S RAP

• I know I made alota bad choices, but you're the worst of all my choices,
• Soon as you challenged me my phone's been makin' strange noises,
• I wish I had a flip phone, so I could slam shut this feeble battle..
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• I attract bees with honey; in your case it's flies and faeces,
• Hiddin' behind someone else's identity, are you as weak as the foot of Achilles?
• You're trailing this trail and it leads to the rail, you get hit by a train,
• If cannibals were to feast on you, they wouldn't find anything in your brain,
• Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain..
• If your brain was dynamite, it wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off,
• Your dealin' with the menace, you just might wanna fuck off..
• You've been an idiot all your life, why don't you take a day off?
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• Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either,
• If you were to leave your child's milk carelessly, I would mix it up with ether,
• Life has disadvantages and advantages, But for you it's neither,
• I would cheat on your sis with her havin' witnessed it, she still wouldn't want me to leave her..
• Hit her ass with my cock, leave her with testicle stamps,
• And I swear You're the human version of period cramps,
• You've always been dumped, you literally live in dumps,
• You can't swallow my pride, it's would injure your gums..
• Add your reputation with age, still wouldn't reach how mine sums
• I think you would be shy if you were to see your own bums..
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• Honestly I would like to help you out, so which way did you come in?
• Soon as I look at profile, it reminds of taking out the trash bin,
• Free comes with pain, for you it's no Vaseline,
• Dude you must have been born on a highway, coz that's where most accidents happen,
• If you were to wear camo, kids would think you're green lantern..
• Your only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a chicken butt and wait..Damn!
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• Amma bout to murder you, so bye bye, cheerio..
• I hope your bitch brings a date on your funeral,
• I hope all your kids get stuck on pills and Adderall,
• If you were on top, you still wouldn't be on top of my overall,
• I'll be on your block and on top of ever whore you owe,
• Bitch you as cold as the south pole, step up close I'll hit with my south paw,
• Dissing you can actually be my daily chore... Whore!
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• I really can't believe trees give you oxygen, you owe them an apology,
• And am the prodigy, probably the only person on your block who can read the eulogy,
• Damn you dull gee, if you were to go in a nursery you cause a laughing spree..
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• Don't you use Eminem's name, not the real one but still all same, you'd still be lame ..
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• PS: were you born dumb or you just took lessons?