Battles vs Skelegun
RULES
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
5 ROUNDS
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Battle on January 15 2024, Battle on January 20 2024, Battle on January 31 2024, and Battle on February 25 2024
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I should take after you, and start talking bout drowning me in a pound
- Man, you rap bout the same shit and you sound Like a robot
- Keep fucking around and you gonna get yo toes shot
- And yes you are a fucker burden, You helped out hitler
- You were his finest marksman, Running around calling yourself
- German superman isn't really a brag, like a white bitch would say
- "It's giving.... Fag" Fag fag and more fucking fag
- Words can't describe the disrespect I feel for this drag
- Your style is contagious, my brain skipped a beat
- I heard the beat and my brain started to melt
- I couldn't last 8 Seconds, the snare had me runnin
- Kick yo knees so hard you'll be to scared to start running
- Listen, Usually I should drop things like this
- But according to you I like rapping on little kids
- I'm just here to lift up their spirits, Not hear about you having 0 fucking digits
- Dude, nobody cares about your wealth, for that matter health
- And overall yourself, You can't even reach the top shelf
- You are made of precum, stop talking shit, half nut
- Somewhat and even somehow, I find myself coming back for round four
- You must love yourself, this time I thought I'd switch up the flow
- This time I though I wouldn't talk about your hoe, She's been through enough
- Since last night she can't walk, She took it up the butt
- Here's something I'd expect from you; shaving, then cluck
- Then calling me a fuck, Then go to sell yourself on the streets
- Change your name to galaxia and yell I'm a freak
- You could use a little bit of anger management
- Let me call up my buddy Jack Nicholson
- Talk one more line after this your chest will be rotten and open
- Go raid a monk temple त्वं केवलं संस्कृत ट्वाट् इत्यत्र कुत्सिता इति उच्यते
- There isn't no come back time so take the rake to the temple
- I think we can end this song off with a lovely instrumental
- Song pauses and calm music starts playing Static
- Bi hi hi hi hitch
DEFENDER'S RAP
- you made a round four
- ima slam you like a door
- you thought I would ignore
- but you know this means war
- so lets settle the score
- I've had enough of you thinking you're tough
- well then I'm the sheriff and ima be putting you in some handcuff
- ima hunt you down
- best if you run outta town Krusty the Clown
- you have all these fans who vote for you
- and I just got a few
- for me, that's a boo hoo
- in your past " diss "
- which felt like a kiss
- ima have to shoot you like Uncle Jr from Sopranos
- i aint cussin' in my reply but it's better then bro's
- i suppose you're always going to oppose me and my bro
- but he knows I'm always in his shadows
- am i a free win machine
- or am i supreme
- do i make you feel uncomfortable like a creepy uncle
- how horrible i must be in trouble
- because im unstoppable
- face it im your rival
- like Jesus and satan in the bible
- i got a rifle that's gonna put a bullet in your skull
- because in this beautiful lyrical battle