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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Anonymous won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I should take after you, and start talking bout drowning me in a pound
  • Man, you rap bout the same shit and you sound Like a robot
  • Keep fucking around and you gonna get yo toes shot
  • And yes you are a fucker burden, You helped out hitler
  • You were his finest marksman, Running around calling yourself
  • German superman isn't really a brag, like a white bitch would say
  • "It's giving.... Fag" Fag fag and more fucking fag
  • Words can't describe the disrespect I feel for this drag
  • Your style is contagious, my brain skipped a beat
  • I heard the beat and my brain started to melt
  • I couldn't last 8 Seconds, the snare had me runnin
  • Kick yo knees so hard you'll be to scared to start running
  • Listen, Usually I should drop things like this
  • But according to you I like rapping on little kids
  • I'm just here to lift up their spirits, Not hear about you having 0 fucking digits
  • Dude, nobody cares about your wealth, for that matter health
  • And overall yourself, You can't even reach the top shelf
  • You are made of precum, stop talking shit, half nut
  • Somewhat and even somehow, I find myself coming back for round four
  • You must love yourself, this time I thought I'd switch up the flow
  • This time I though I wouldn't talk about your hoe, She's been through enough
  • Since last night she can't walk, She took it up the butt
  • Here's something I'd expect from you; shaving, then cluck
  • Then calling me a fuck, Then go to sell yourself on the streets
  • Change your name to galaxia and yell I'm a freak
  • You could use a little bit of anger management
  • Let me call up my buddy Jack Nicholson
  • Talk one more line after this your chest will be rotten and open
  • Go raid a monk temple त्वं केवलं संस्कृत ट्वाट् इत्यत्र कुत्सिता इति उच्यते
  • There isn't no come back time so take the rake to the temple
  • I think we can end this song off with a lovely instrumental
  • Song pauses and calm music starts playing Static
  • Bi hi hi hi hitch

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • you made a round four
  • ima slam you like a door
  • you thought I would ignore
  • but you know this means war
  • so lets settle the score
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  • I've had enough of you thinking you're tough
  • well then I'm the sheriff and ima be putting you in some handcuff
  • ima hunt you down
  • best if you run outta town Krusty the Clown
  • you have all these fans who vote for you
  • and I just got a few
  • for me, that's a boo hoo
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  • in your past " diss "
  • which felt like a kiss
  • ima have to shoot you like Uncle Jr from Sopranos
  • i aint cussin' in my reply but it's better then bro's
  • i suppose you're always going to oppose me and my bro
  • but he knows I'm always in his shadows
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  • am i a free win machine
  • or am i supreme
  • do i make you feel uncomfortable like a creepy uncle
  • how horrible i must be in trouble
  • because im unstoppable
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  • face it im your rival
  • like Jesus and satan in the bible
  • i got a rifle that's gonna put a bullet in your skull
  • because in this beautiful lyrical battle

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