Battles mi_payasita_55 vs 40KA
RULES
short raps + no cursing ! meant to be more funny than truly damaging
Max of 20 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I’ve seen goldfish and broke banks with more sense than you,
- I’ve seen sewers smell better than your foul attitude,
- Your reputation’s in more danger than the coral reef,
- Your logic more shaky than the last fall leaf-
- I’ve seen grown men take showers that’re hotter than you,
- I’ve seen dumpsters that gift me with me with a much better view,
- I’ve seen automated toasters with more natural faces,
- I’ve seen whole global meetings claim to be less races
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Questioning my sense, are you that dense?
- No goldfish would try put up with your nonsense -
- let alone try put in a claim for recompense,
- no offense, but your "rhymes" are all just childish couplets.
- How can you see smell?
- First time I'm hearing of a synaesthesian bell
- end times got you tweaking cause my logic's infallible,
- We ain't deciduous trees, we're in a forest of evergreens.
- Now this second verse; may I suggest a thesaurus -
- cause what on earth are these rhymes and
- what the hell is your point?
- Of course, there ain't no point
- all you do is hit up fast food joints
- for those final McDonalds points
- and you're obtuse intellectually,
- maintaining your chastity,
- rackity, yappity,
- back-packity,
- too wide two-dimensionally.
- All's in jest. Don't take this seriously - keep it up.