Battles vs SethTheSpitter
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Battle on March 7 2024
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- 🍫 Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo, I’ve got a little riddle for you. 🎩 What do you get when you’re quite absurd, 🍬 And your manners are more than a bit blurred?
- 🎶 Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-da, 🍭 If you’re rude and you’re acting bizarre, 🎵 You will find yourself in a sticky jar, 🍫 Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-da!
- 🍫 Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee, 🎩 If you’re selfish and lack empathy, 🍬 You’ll be stuck in a world of your own, 🎵 Where kindness and grace are completely unknown.
- 🎶 Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-da, 🍭 If you’re rude and you’re acting bizarre, 🎵 You will find yourself in a sticky jar, 🍫 Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-da!
- 🍫 What do you get when you’re full of pride, 🎩 And your ego’s so big it can’t hide? 🍬 A one-way ticket to the Wonka factory, 🎵 Where Oompa Loompas teach humility.
- 🎶 Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-da, 🍭 If you’re rude and you’re acting bizarre, 🎵 You will find yourself in a sticky jar, 🍫 Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-da!
- 🍫 So heed this lesson, my dear friend, 🎩 Be kind, be polite, and make amends. 🍬 Or else the Oompa Loompas will sing, 🎵 About your misdeeds in a sugary swing! 🍭🎶
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Yo, I'm on a mission, listen, gotta break the tradition,
- Flippin' the script, with a rhyme expedition,
- In a world so twisted, where the rules don't fit,
- I'm the verbal acrobat, doin' tricks, legit.
- From the depths of the mind, where the thoughts unwind,
- I find the rhymes that'll blow your mind,
- In a rhythm so tight, it'll take flight,
- Spit fire like a dragon in the dead of night.
- Crazy, hazy, never lazy,
- In this rap game, I'm goin' crazy,
- Two to three minutes, no time for biddin',
- Just listen, as I start spittin'.
- I'm on a rampage, like a lion in a cage,
- Unleashed, with a flow that'll set the stage,
- For a lyrical onslaught, no holds barred,
- In this rap game, I'm playin' hard.
- I'm the mad scientist, with words as my experiment,
- Mix and match, with no impediment,
- Creating a potion, for your ears to feast,
- On these rhymes, never to cease.
- Crazy, hazy, never lazy,
- In this rap game, I'm goin' crazy,
- Two to three minutes, no time for biddin',
- Just listen, as I start spittin'.
- I'm breakin' the mold, with a style so bold,
- In this rap game, I'm told, I'm gold,
- With a flow so smooth, like silk on skin,
- I'll take you on a ride, let the journey begin.
- I'm the rhyme architect, building castles in the air,
- With words as my bricks, no room for despair,
- In this crazy world, where dreams come true,
- I'm the rapper, painting pictures for you.
- So there you have it, my crazy rap,
- Two to three minutes, no time to nap,
- Just ride the wave, feel the vibe,
- In this crazy world, where I reside.