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Battle on March 14 2024
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- This a lyrical earthquake!
- Obliterating' your delusions like Beyoncé's publicist's worst nightmare!
- Think you the royalty? More Joffrey on the mic, a spoiled rotten princeling.
- Spittin' rhymes weaker than even Eminem's relapse sweatshirt.
- Brain fried filing cabinets stuffed with overused clichés.
- Flow flatter than Kardashian's pre-lipo surgery ass cheeks, impenetrable!
- I lost last round it was like a dog hound, all these idiots want to pop now
- Gucci prison can't conceal the
- desperation in your borrowed designer threads.
- A faking' Vanilla Ice dream fadin' after "Ice Ice Baby" bled itself out.
- Sound Cloud mumbler with a trapped beat,
- career as short as a Snapchat story, here today,
- gone tomorrow's sweet nothings.
- Droppin' verses like bricks on your Twitter hype foundation.
- Rhymes stale enough to make Indy search for the Holy Grail of hype.
- Businessman? More Elizabeth Holmes
- with a silver tongue Theranos scheme, peddling' stadium sellout fantasies,
- a lyrical mirage. Flames fizzling' faster than Kardashian contracts.
- Flow so forced it's a Michael Bay explosion, all eyesight assault!
- Think you the greatest?
- More Jake Paul evolved gone wrong,
- an algorithmic virus wearin' that crown like a participation trophy,
- a plastic fraud! This ain't a diss, it's a lyrical crucifixion,
- verbal homicide! You're a Rolex knockoff,
- a faded filter on a bad Instagram pic, a deflated souffle,
- a trophy presentin' itself as a prize! Career flatlining on Dr. Dre's beat.
- This lyrical injection of truth! Watch your empire crumble like dominoes!
- Monsoon of metaphors! Hurricane of hyperbole and disdain!
- You're a leaky faucet, drippin' disappointment,
- a category five of lyrical pain! You're a dinosaur bone,
- fossilized dream, a topic of conversation! Extinct event!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- (Verse 1) “Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?”
- “It’s over 9000!”
- “What 9000?” I don’t care about man’s power level I fusion with bro then we Gogeta Wherever they are, instant transmission Bang that KA-MEH-AMEH-AMEH HA Now he’s in the sky flying nimbus Assassin hit known to make their hearts quit I make the opps miss, got ultra instincts I’m never lacking, got the stick like Whis
- (Chorus) I don’t care about man’s power level I fusion with bro then we Gogeta Wherever they are, instant transmission Bang that KA-MEH-AMEH-AMEH HA Now he’s in the sky flying nimbus Assassin hit known to make their hearts quit I make the opps miss, got ultra instincts I’m never lacking, got the stick like Whis
- (Verse 2) I handle the beef like Majin Buu Baby food opps are Chiaotzu Ain’t nothing to leave them Covered in red like SS GOD GOKU Got this blade, I’ll slice man up Like future Trunks did Zamasu Don’t care that Kefles got boobies Equal right, we shoot at barbies too Put shells in their back like Master Roshi The Senzus didn’t work from Yajirobe They need DRAGON BALLS to summon SHENRON We stomped him to death, did it like Broly
- (Verse 3) When I’m spinning their block, I feel like Beerus I left it destroyed like a Hakaishin When I blast my Ki, my kill count’s like Zeno SAMA better respect me This isn’t even my final form You don’t want me in the hyperbolic chamber In one day later, ten times stronger Everyone gon’ feel my spirit bomb Smoking that Cell and cooler pack That green is healing me like Dende
- (Outro) What you know about ambidextrous? Lock both hands, then let the Galick Gun spray The opps are victims, they’ve died more times than Krillin His head we left 6 dots, we made a pride trooper Swallow his pride, Toppo, we knocked off his top Jiren couldn’t get no justice For universe 11, we tag teamed him Dyspo tried to run, but we disposed him He got hit with that golden Frieza Death Beam