Battles  Alastor-RAP-DEMON vs OBSOLETE

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • My Initial rap BATTLE was abysmally maligned. Know Mystery, Y before my SCORE declined from rhyme. Last time I, contrived that I'd, be who VOTES enshrined. Actually though, his story notes, I left SPORTIN anew TIE and a black eye. ___
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  • But I'm back again guy, with some more sly punchlines and irreverence. This time lil bitch, my verbal belligerence, is quite a bit different. Let you try to cope with my adverbial chokehold. Look, I've come home bro, with all new homophones, you just don't know.___
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  • You Stans will hear a slur of curse words and concuss. I've been studyin cussin, so much I damn near throw up. Afraid, you rap scene babies beg me to be changed, so much. You have a crap rash from your ass crack, starting at the toe up. ___
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  • I'll explode, the fuckin' status quo up. And expose those foe's, fontanel domes, plus. Their bars of fake gold. It's inevitable I will crush, their soft tiny skulls beneath my 10 pound balls. Crunch!___
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  • Clear nine levels of Hell, the signs Dante foretold. To come back home, I sold my non repentant soul. Construe a new deal, with the God damn Devil. The worst REBIRTH. Who's also STILL BORN full. ___
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  • Know REMORSE of course. His corspe, just must be awful. Cursed to return to Earth with a new role. SOW (So), now I torture belingered SOULS. GRIM REAPIN each weekend, without needin reason. It's MC HUNTIN SEASON for DEER (Dear) Alastore, your Rap DEMON. ___
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  • Things will be different, this time, you will see, honest. Know how to rhyme since then. No longer novice, promise. Started to pay & play. The great ones homage. Feels like I'm here to audet, professors in college. ___
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  • Don't try to conflate these similes or multis. You will need all of these, separately, to confront me, comfortably, under the rap tree, of knowledge. ___
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  • I bit from that apple, that fell. I'm Adam, the first man, except straight outta Hell. I am the serpent in Milton's garden, that'll tempt yer will. Beg On your last leg hoppin? I'm laughing and will rib you still. ___
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  • Jesus, ya must be, puttin me on. Christ, revelations from my imagination are your damnation. And my scripture, is hailed as rap's holy grall. So don't cross me, or you will get nailed.  Like the Bible, in the final chapter. Man, your fate is sealed. ___
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  • I must confide, a lot's at stake for you like, vampires at sunrise, trying to race the light. I have come alive. I'm re-energized. It's like Frankenstein's, been redesigned by Cenobytes. ___
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  • Needling my unstable brain, instead my head, for thangs, I've said during my unwell campaign. But i refuse to take, the abusive blame. Witch explains, why they're so damn afraid, to hand RELDVS reigns. ___
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  • Like gun muzzle, my paradigm always kills em, when I rhyme. Every single one of them, every single time.Honestly It's like, I bring genocide, from inside, my 3 rings that bind. ___
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  • My puzzle box of pens, always talks a bit of written shit. But for a minute, let's stick a pin in it. So you won't forget it. Cuz I'm gonna tongue lash you when I spit it. Whippin your ass, like you in B.D.S.M. ___
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  • Marvel at what you've heard. My words unkind. My mind, in hind sight, is dark as Dracula's night. ___
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  • Display razor Blade sharp insults, like cuts from knives. Best believe I slay all Day. Walk the talk I talk, the rest of the time. I know it may sound cliche, in this day & age, sir. I'm no angel, but I'm sure a Hell Raiser.___

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Well let me start this with who invited this bitch to my stage
  • Y'all really just must wanna see me realise some penned-up rage
  • Stand down now or you'll end up like my last bitch
  • Just a festering corpse in the side of a ditch
  • I was sent by god to destroy emcees
  • So btich please get back on your knees
  • Time to put on your big girl panties
  • And realize you've had some good memories
  • Bitch everybody knows I'm cool as the breeze
  • I'm the fucking bee's knees
  • Im fucking this bitch but I wear a condom don't want your disease
  • fucking fuck sit down christipor reeves
  • In every race I partake I take first place
  • Fuck one-syllable flow
  • I rhyme row-to-row
  • Damn your short and stubby fucking chode
  • You look like Billy Joel must walk a lonely road
  • that's because I took you only hoe my bad
  • fucking spitin shit with accent like bagpipes from Baghdad
  • Do I got to go any further nah I think enoughs said

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