DEFENDER'S RAP

• Cry until your eyes go dry
• Let your tears flow until you get a stye
• I hope you don't feel better ever
• I hope your weekends have bad weather
• And you get forced to move into a homeless shelter
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• Your girlfriend probably cheats on you with your granddad
• Places bets against you when you play Blackjack
• I hope you get a scab in your asscrack
• I hop you step in every puddle and wet your socks
• All of humanity would be better if you never dropped
• I'd really appriciate it if you just stopped