Battles ShapeShift vs Vherses
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I codify words that make computers fries,
- Doing legal crimes summon beelzebub and speak to flies,
- Smoking so much crystal I was moldavite in a former life,
- Before I was born my sonogram showed me holding mics,
- Rat on me ill be smoking all the mice,
- The trap is set smacking heads when I speak seismographs start to spike,
- I'm in balmora smoking pipes with acolytes,
- Blow me twice I'm sober high,
- Azura comes to me with open thighs,
- In order to see I need to close my eyes,
- Vocalize a quote then I revoke the lies,
- You won't survive,
- Endurance 100 put you in a full nelson with a broken spine
- Talk to myself to socialize,
- Rocking a belt from Daedric shrines,
- Killing clocks to waste the time,
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You’re the one fried not computers
- You’ve done more lsd than every hippie combined
- I bet you have meningitis of the spine
- You sound like a poet that quit trying
- Trying to be intelligent but come off pseudo
- Or psycho
- Iistening to this is worse than hearing dying screaming children
- Shoot yourself
- Put the fucking gun to your noggin
- Your mother was a crack head and your an aids kid
- You rhyme like you’re in a space ship
- I bet your bisexual and lick ass cracks
- Of men
- You should of been genocided
- Your race is stupid
- The communists would of banned you
- Your fucked in the mental
- Simple
- I’ll slit your bitch throat
- Your girl is a bimbo gold digger