CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I was just chilling by myself in Christmas Town
• I’m the king of Christmas rap, I came around
• A wack rapper who’s name was DJ Grinch
• He wore a stupid red suit like a bitch
• It blinked like a Christmas tree on overdrive
• And a gold chain shaped like a giant candy cane, guys
• He was the worst, dumbest rapper around
• Didn’t even know how to draw a fucking crowd
• I’m rich so my crib is a gingerbread mansion
• Complete with peppermint pillars, that’s an expansion
• I fuck bitches on my candy cane staircases
• I cum outta my penis onto hot girl’s faces
• My dick is frosted snow like the roof of my house
• It has cookie walls that you can eat if you’re stomach’s loud
• Inside, I have a disco ball made of snowballs
• It spins around and it’s also so tall
• I have a magical microphone called the Holly-holiday mic
• Which could make even the grumpiest asshole bright
• Every time I rap it starts snowing
• Every time I fuck a bitch they start blowing
• Elves would break out into crazy beatboxing fits
• And then I freestyle because my rhymes are sick
• I could make a snowman fart
• I could make a snowman hard
• I’d still beat the shit out of DJ Grinch
• Who was as sour as a rotten lemon cause he has no dick
• He decided he'd had enough of my fame
• DJ Grinch wanted to tarnish my name
• With that stupid green mohawk and he loves sour candy
• He’s probably gay and he calls people daddy
• His teeth are basically gone cause he has bad health
• He lives in a dark spooky cave at the edge of hell
• Where he plotted to ruin Christmas cheer
• His latest evil plan was stealing all the eggnog from here
• And spiking it with sour lemon juice
• That’s diabolical he needs to lose his tooth