Battles Crispy2024 vs GoldenShower
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I know this isn't my beef but clearly you guys aren't doing shit .
- And someone has to shut this faggot up. You ready
- Look kid don't let this get to your head. We ain't dissing you cause we think you a threat.
- We dissing you cause we think you a pest. So pest you better get a side before I grab the
- Pesticide. And leave you to die or commit suicide. Golden showers cause you like
- Getting pissed on.
- Well merry Christmas, here's a present get dissed on. Get slayed like Santa
- Claus. I can deal with this kid like menopause. Wait a minute pause. He think he the boss.
- Boy get lost , before I whoop ass. For thinking you can rap, I give you choices get in the corner or take a nap.
- And no I'm not you fucking dad cause unlike him if you mention my name after we done
- I'll come back. To attack anything you say, any think your spit or spray.
- With a slap, a spank. A whip of the belt and punch to the face.
- Then I'll like I'm drunk I'll hit mother too, from the back . Make you watch how bout that. Cause I
- Motherfucker , that's facts. Here's a thing though dumb hoe, bimbo. If you dint quite your favor ass gonna
- Get smashed by bros like Nintendo. That's just a joke. Not really but listen up.
- I gotta list of why you should quit. You annoying, you can't rap, can't rhyme more than 2 words
- And that's boring. So little maggot , fucking pest. Little faggot take this dick up the ass
- Cause that's what you do best. Your teeth white but not from crest. Sweet and zest.
- You are not the best. So put it to rest.
- This part 1 of killshot series. Not finishing the full beat this time .
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Between my stick shift I’ll drink like a hick
- Redneck hilliby till I get a case of the hiccs
- I wanna kick up a fifth of rum in a big cup
- I’ll be inside a fuckin pickup
- You gonna flip the script up and get bit in your junk
- I’m like a magician because I never fuck a trick up
- And I hate every last one of you fucking weebs
- This is my fucking website and I never said I allow dweebs
- Fuck these so called “rappers” who can’t even string together two coherent sentences
- These assholes are really fucking stupid and demented
- EVERY TIME ONE OF THESE TALENTLESS HACKS DROPS A TRACK, IT'S LIKE A DUMPSTER FIRE IN MY EYES!!!!
- I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY WASTE THEIR TIME WITH THESE PATHETIC GUYS!!!!
- THEY THINK RHYMING "MONEY" WITH "HONEY" A THOUSAND TIMES MAKES THEM LYRICISTS?!?!?!
- IT'S AN INSULT TO ANYONE WHO HAS EARS TO BE HEARIN THIS!!!!
- HOW DID WE GO FROM LEGENDS LIKE CSL AND TRACK_KING TO THIS BRAIN-DEAD CALAMITY?!
- EVERY TIME ONE OF THESE WANNABE RAPPERS OPENS THEIR MOUTH, I LOSE A LITTLE MORE FAITH IN HUMANITY!!!!
- IF YOU'RE GOING TO CALL YOURSELF AN ARTIST, AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO PUT IN SOME EFFORT!!!!
- INSTEAD OF SPEWING OUT THE SAME TIRED, REPETITIVE TRASH OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!
- IT'S AN ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY THAT THESE NO-TALENT CLOWNS GET ANY ATTENTION!!!!
- BECAUSE THEY DON’T FUCKING KNOW HOW TO USE A PEN!!!!