Battles G-LOCK vs
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Battle on July 25 2024
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- School is on lockdown, lights out, students and teacher are hiding.
- Interstellar: *takes the biggest shart in world history, then does Tarzan Scream*
- Student 1: Shut the fuck up! You're not funny!
- Student 2: We're all gonna die because of you!
- Teacher: Everyone settle down.
- *Shooter approaches classroom*
- *Interstellar pulls down his pants and underwear, and sharts again, this time on a classmate.*
- *Student dies of embarassment*
- Student 3: FUCK YOU, INTERSTELLAR!!!
- Teacher: Be quiet. The shooter is getting closer.
- Interstellar: *Pisses 2 liters of cum, flooding class.*
- Godlik3: Oh fuck! Get me outta here! (Goes into and locks cabinet)
- *Another student dies of cringe*
- Interstellar: Igdgicegycyioegjgwbdcbciyargecyivcicgcyio!!!!!!!!
- *Shooter breaks window and kills half of the class before getting detained*
- Godlik3: Goddamn. (under breath) How is this hoe not dead? (starts diss on Iced_Jules)
- //Verse (0:15)//
- Interstellar you lucky asshole, how the fuck did you not get karma.
- And you shouldn't be in school bathrooms smokin' marijuana.
- When you ain't makin' up shit, you disrespect black people like Obama.
- But I get it, 'cause you worship Osama.
- Act like you better but you ain't even makin' reasonable accusations.
- And that bullshit is makin' me lose my patience.
- You called an African an #####R and then lied you Asian.
- I mean, you must be the daughter of Satan.
- You better not call me a child molester 'cause you're literally a sex offender.
- I know you ain't gonna survive under this goddamn pressure.
- Boi, you claim you good? Hoe, what the fuck ever.
- You're just a tub of lard and everyone else is clearly better.
- Get yo ass on, you fuckin' failed abortion.
- And I say that 'cause you got disowned by the orphanage.
- Yeah, even Jason's nearly better than you, so get back in yo cage.
- And these bars just declared you got an ill fate.
- (On field, waiting for police to put shooter into car)
- Godlik3: Repeat after me, Interstellar is a failed abortion!
- Everybody: INTERSTELLAR IS A FAILED ABORTION!!!
- Shooter: Listen, I needed to kill Interstellar. He's gonna make evolution go backward.
- Officer: Oh, Jules?
- Shooter: If I didn't kill ho,, no one would have brains or morals anymore!
- Officer: Alright, I'll bring Interstellar.
- (Officer drags Interstellar to scene, shooter kills Interstellar)
DEFENDER'S RAP
- (Storyline)
- Schools on lockdown indeed. GodLike's hiding in a fucking cabinet.
- Theres no hope for the school, you see, I'll take matters into my own hands.
- "Time to be a fucking savage."
- (Interstellar)
- Gunshots ringing from the classroom down the hall,
- Dude, i know your scared, but let go of my fucking balls,
- Your gonna keep hearing shots till every kid is dead, So i let out a scream till im out of breathe.
- Kids so scared they dropping dead, *Footsteps getting closer*
- My face turns red, im hiding behind the door, This sicko dont know whats in store,
- He starts popping off shots before he even in the room, door goes down,
- I take my zoom. Look at this clown, with his automatic 22.
- I grab the gun, and i give it a twist. Now my fingers on the trigger, *BAM* There goes his wrist.
- Now the shooters on the ground in agony, Cops come in try detaining me,
- Half the class is dead, they see the gun in my hand, "Fuck You Cop" now theres a hole in his head.
- Kid, why you tryna diss me?
- Is that a diss or a story? Some descriptive shit, you see.
- You dont wanna diss me, With a story of you sitting in your piss, G.
- Your storys got some easy shit, you remind me of GenXJeezy and RoyalTit,
- Im a tub of lard indeed, Your a maggot, tub of larva, you see.
- Whys everyone tryna diss me? Is it an honour if i reply to your shit G? Guess what GodLike.
- Asian nerd, with head lice, Your gay? Thats nice.
- I dont care, or think twice. Guess what GodLike.
- You know whats nice, you aint a fraud,
- I wouldnt reply, if you werent like God; "All Forgiving"
- For what im about to give you... Yeah i dont give a fuck about GodLik3.
- Im a demon, im DemonLik3.
- When i spike, im your kryptonite, i take your sight, take your light,
- till your out the fight, You tryna diss me, bet you didnt think twice.
- Im the kinda guy you dont wanna touch, tamper, or handle with.
- Your like a frail kid, fallen in a mosh pit,
- Your Autistic? I respect that. Hats down, hands up,
- But i aint the clown in spandex. My rhymes are 100% raw,
- I dont sugar coat it like your mamas jaw.
- That wasnt weed in the washroom, That was crack, i need some customers,
- Want some? Man i got stacks, I got stacks upon racks,
- for your mouth and your ass, call me up, ill full fill your need.
- I got a combination, to make your eyes bleed. Guess what GodLik3. Im back.
- I aint on much, but i have slack. i seen your diss, 3 days after you wrote it,
- Thank God it only took 3 minutes to write back. So take your diss, and your dick, and go stroke it,
- Take my rhymes and my bars and stick it up your crack, I aint spitting random shit like your ass,
- I speak my mind, i speak my feelings, i spit pure facts A diss cant win, when theres a flaw within,
- Your diss is about a school shooting, Well maybe you need to research the "Homeschool" meaning.
- I aint go to school. (Storyline)
- Cop kills Interstellar, Cop don't want kid taking over his job.
- Interstellar goes straight to hell. Where his DemonLik3 can reign...
- (Interstellar)
- I respect your style GodLik3. You got skill for your age. God Bless.