Battles  Bass-Dreads vs RapBoat

RULES

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I think you are a lost motherfucker with no direction
  • So let me guide you correcting you out of your dumb perception
  • Stop obsessing over no fap that shits for dudes who get no action
  • Such as yourself, otherwise sex is awesome for satisfaction
  • We are sexual beings by nature but you are so ashamed
  • Either if it's by yourself or with someone it's silly to abstain
  • If you had a girlfriend your telling me you wouldn't fuck at all?
  • That sounds pretty gay to me, you crying on here sounding fucking soft
  • If you don't want her, then I'll take her off your hands, so your hands are free
  • I'll fuck her, something you lack the balls to do and ain't a man to see
  • Everyone needs a release eventually, ever heard of a wet dream?
  • That's your body naturally releasing during sleep, regardless of your dense scheme
  • So not fucking, is eating you alive inside, and it shows outside
  • And that's the downright truth, your downstairs lacking is just an extra downside
  • But the upside for me, besides my big dick able to stand up like a man on business
  • Is that I'm into total fitness, and take care of my health to optimize my stiffness
  • Don't hate on someone for what they do just worry about your health
  • And if it's good for your health, maybe you take this loss use it to fuck yourself

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I fell in love with an escort, we started dating
  • She had a falling out with her agency
  • So I decided to become her pimp
  • But then she left me for a beta simp
  • So now I’m not her boyfriend but I'm still her pimp
  • The way I do it, I'm basically making small talk online
  • With older women that have nice boobs and big behinds
  • One of them sent a picture of her pussy for entertainment
  • From a hospital bed after her hip replacement
  • And then she asked me for a discount
  • Because this old bitch had a massive body count
  • Pimping has its benefits but it’s stressful
  • Though it’s fun to grab boobs, especially a chest-full
  • But they weren’t lying when they said pimpin ain’t easy
  • Like one time I was fucking a bitch and she started peeing
  • She pissed on my dick for 2 minutes and it was so awkward
  • She ruined the blankets so I was kinda bothered
  • I might get a bitch pregnant but I don’t wanna be a father

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