Battles Bass-Dreads vs RapBoat
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I think you are a lost motherfucker with no direction
- So let me guide you correcting you out of your dumb perception
- Stop obsessing over no fap that shits for dudes who get no action
- Such as yourself, otherwise sex is awesome for satisfaction
- We are sexual beings by nature but you are so ashamed
- Either if it's by yourself or with someone it's silly to abstain
- If you had a girlfriend your telling me you wouldn't fuck at all?
- That sounds pretty gay to me, you crying on here sounding fucking soft
- If you don't want her, then I'll take her off your hands, so your hands are free
- I'll fuck her, something you lack the balls to do and ain't a man to see
- Everyone needs a release eventually, ever heard of a wet dream?
- That's your body naturally releasing during sleep, regardless of your dense scheme
- So not fucking, is eating you alive inside, and it shows outside
- And that's the downright truth, your downstairs lacking is just an extra downside
- But the upside for me, besides my big dick able to stand up like a man on business
- Is that I'm into total fitness, and take care of my health to optimize my stiffness
- Don't hate on someone for what they do just worry about your health
- And if it's good for your health, maybe you take this loss use it to fuck yourself
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I fell in love with an escort, we started dating
- She had a falling out with her agency
- So I decided to become her pimp
- But then she left me for a beta simp
- So now I’m not her boyfriend but I'm still her pimp
- The way I do it, I'm basically making small talk online
- With older women that have nice boobs and big behinds
- One of them sent a picture of her pussy for entertainment
- From a hospital bed after her hip replacement
- And then she asked me for a discount
- Because this old bitch had a massive body count
- Pimping has its benefits but it’s stressful
- Though it’s fun to grab boobs, especially a chest-full
- But they weren’t lying when they said pimpin ain’t easy
- Like one time I was fucking a bitch and she started peeing
- She pissed on my dick for 2 minutes and it was so awkward
- She ruined the blankets so I was kinda bothered
- I might get a bitch pregnant but I don’t wanna be a father