Battles  Enninar vs icewallowcome

RULES

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Enninar won this battle!

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I'm a saber-tooth cat, don't fuck around or I will scratch,
  • stop being delusional
  • I'm the one you don't want to attack,
  • Respectfully leave the premises, rap was never your genesis
  • but you fucked up, now you gotta deal with your arch nemesis
  • Doctors shoulda' used the coat hanger and you woulda' been gone sooner
  • But now I'm gonna attach the hanger to your throat, twerkin' and laughin'
  • I walk out of the room as I leave your body hangin'
  • You quiver in terror and dread as I load my Caliber and pop you
  • till' I see your body covered in red
  • You can't rap at all, give mama a call that your rhymes are
  • shitter than a public bathroom stall
  • People call you hot, but one reason for that is clear,
  • when you show up for battles, all the fans disappear
  • Bitch you stink a heavy load that when you were born
  • 7 billion people covered their nose
  • I'll give you a D for dick effort only if you tried
  • and best believe after this, your pussy won't be alright
  • Coward that's right, you better hide in the bushes
  • you delayin' shit, like your beating around it
  • Your wit in your insults are empty, dark and shit
  • you lick cock, that ain't it, that's why everyone around you
  • calls you a dick-licking dimwit
  • I'll take the victory solo, I see you getting pissed
  • if your gonna throw a fit, then put on something
  • that doesn't make you look like a bitch ass hobo
  • Yeah bitch, I'm using these idioms too
  • funny cause' it was named right after you and
  • if you don't see, then take the word 'idiom'
  • and then just replace the last 'm' with a 't'
  • This shit is far beyond your capability
  • so if you wanna keep breathing oxygen
  • and don't wanna feel fear,
  • I suggest you get some discipline
  • Cause' this shit is battle rap
  • you don't belong in here, you're a citizen

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • Enninar,
  • This a rap battle not a seminar ayy
  • Raps full of boredom
  • I step on your cadaver post mortem ay
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  •  
  • Enninar
  • And in a
  • Coffin
  • He's coughin'
  • I'm playing rough'and
  • His bitch is puffin'
  • Thought you could cook but
  • You and overcooked muffin.
  • Acting tough and
  • Tryna get people laughin'
  • But the only thing they gonna laugh at is your wordplay
  • Cuz when it comes to that it's child's play.
  • Ay'
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  • Ram you over like I'm driving
  • Screech that tyre
  • Are you tired?
  • Think you can rap but you just riot
  • I got two wheels like I'm riding your mama
  • But you just unstable like you drank vodka
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  • You actin like you happy feet
  • Penguins slip too bitch
  • But you just happy FOR feet
  • So better forfeit
  • You ain't Lord of the rings
  • You Lord of the gays
  • There's a reason why penguins don't have usable wings.

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