DEFENDER'S RAP

• Yo, we can observe that you have the nerve to spit random words
• And then think you have the best raps on earth
• Damn, your birth was like opening a can of worms
• You might burn for those bland returns, your plan’s absurd
• Watch me land the verse that fans prefer, with hands that serve
• I’ll expand the curve, my standards earned
• I’m standing firm while I command the herd
• I write with skill because that’s my style
• Why you looking in my files
• I’ll drive nine miles to break into your house at night while
• You’re asleep, you’ll be in a fright while I smile
• Your female family members ain’t safe
• I’ll lock them up in a strange place for eight days
• And make them wait days until they can escape
• They’ll sue me, but they’ll lose the rape case
• My size and power is like the eiffel tower
• I keep a 34 like eisenhower
• Boutta wash yo ass like a violent shower
• You keep switchin’ sides like a bi announcer
• That’s why I turned yo mom into some giant chowder
• I thought she was a slut, and I was right about her
• Clam chowder? More like chlamydia chowder
• Your lines are weak, your bars don’t empower
• You’ll be crying in the shower after filling our brief encounter
• With idiot power for 66 hours
• Now here’s a crucial question
• Do you even reckon you know how to use a weapon
• I’ll have to round y’all up in a group of seven
• And leave you to die from natural selection
• You’re a virgin, you ain’t never raised your dick
• You spit 5 bars, cause you scared of six (Sex)
• If there was a gay community, you’d be the face of it
• If I laid out paper, you couldn’t straighten it
• I bet you listen to k-pop without hating it
• You probably love to play with shit
• A hundred bars? Ha! You couldn’t spit a hundred bars
• If it cost you your fuckin’ car
• Now let’s talk about what the subjects are
• Cause me and your wife went to your front-wards yard
• Then I fucked her hard, had her suckin’ on my butter bar
• Yeah, yo girl is a nutter jar
• Chew yo ass like solid food, your bars are like rotten poop
• On the john like a prostitute, ain’t no virgin of guadalupe
• I was accused of being bonded to you, but I escaped, call it solitude
• My dick’s so large it got latitude and longitude
• I don’t like the attitude you constitute