CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Let me break it down for your ass in a way your limited capacity might be able to grasp
• Though I doubt your tiny brain will keep up, the sheer audacity of you, coming at me with your feeble stuff
• Is laughable, I mean, really, did you wake up and think and think, "How can I embarrass myself today, huh?"
• Because if so, congratulations, you've succeeded beyond your imagination
• First off, the fact that you even thought you could diss me is a joke in itself, I'm on a level so far above you, G
• That if I stooped to your depths, I'd get sick and have pain from the sudden drop in IQ and brains
• You, on the other hand, are floundering in the shallow end, barely keeping your head above water, man
• While I’m out here effortlessly doing laps in the deep end of intellect and facts
• It's dumb with a capital D, what were you even thinking when you came at me?
• Were you feeling bold that day, or just plain retarded, probably both, they were both on the chart list
• The sheer nerve is astounding, though not surprising considering your life is probably just a series of poor decisions rising
• On top of each other like a wobbly, half-baked Jenga tower and this little diss you tried is the piece that made it cower
• I don't even need to put in effort to be better than you, it’s just my default state, that’s 100% true
• I wake up every day being me and that’s something you could never achieve
• Every word that comes out of your mouth is like a sad little whimper compared to the absolute symphony of insults I can deliver
• You should’ve known better, but clearly self-awareness isn’t your strong suit, so now you’re a scared bitch
• Your attempt to diss me is like a toddler trying to fight a heavyweight champion with a water
• Gun, it’s cute, in a pathetic, cringe-worthy kind of way, you’re swinging wildly, missing every single day
• While I’m just standing here wondering how much longer I have to pretend like you're worth my time, you’re not bruh
• It’s clear you’re used to being surrounded by mediocrity because you can’t even comprehend the honestly
• Extreme level of greatness you're up against, me? I’m the top of the food chain, you’re a pest
• You’re still fumbling with the basics, struggling to grasp concepts that I mastered in my sleep, let alone class
• Honestly, it’s almost sad watching you try and be cool, what exactly did you hope to accomplish by dissing me?
• Did you think I’d roll over and accept your pitiful excuse for a fucking threat?
• Let me tell you something, you’re the kind of person who loses arguments with yourself behind the shower curtains
• Rehearsing things you’ll never have the guts to say in real life, meanwhile, I’m out here destroying people this guy
• Without even breaking a sweat, you dissing me is like a moth trying to fight the sun, oh yes
• You’re not even capable of touching me, and the closer you get, the more it just burns you like a dragon’s breath
• I’m untouchable and you’re a speck of dust trying to act like a mountain, get real bruh
• Let’s face it, you know you suck, deep down in your soul you know you aren’t tough
• The problem is, that’s not something you can fathom, so you lash out like a child throwing a tantrum
• But instead of rattling anyone’s cage, all you do is embarrass yourself and make yourself afraid
• Maybe, in whatever sad little world you inhabit, you think you’re clever, like your brain’s a magnet
• Maybe your three remaining friends give you a pat on the back every time you mumble something half-witted, even half
• But let’s be honest, if you weren’t around, their lives would probably improve by a 100% count
• Just like the room gets brighter when you leave, when you diss someone, you should first check and see
• That they aren’t a hundred times more skilled, smarter, and faster than you, but of course, when it comes to forethought, you’re ass bruh
• It’s not exactly your strong suit, you probably don’t even have a strong suit, just a collection of mismatched nonsense stirred into a personality soup
• I don't even need to try, my existence alone is enough to make you feel like an inadequate dome
• I'm the Ferrari to your rusted-out station wagon, I'm the A-list celebrity, and you're the extra who’s sadder
• Because he got cut from the scene, the fact you even had the nerve to step to me
• Is something that will go down in history as one of the dumbest decisions ever made, now listen to me
• Your sad little attempt at an insult wasn’t even worth the time it took me to register that bulk
• I barely blinked before it was tossed aside like the garbage it was, meanwhile, you’re probably sitting there, stewing, because
• You know I’m right, you know you don’t stand a chance, honestly, I almost feel bad for you, almost, man
• But then I remember that I don’t have time to waste on people who can’t even fit the space
• Of being interesting, you’re a footnote in my life, a fleeting moment of annoyance before I decide
• To move on to more important things, like literally anything else, the fact that you tried to come for me says more about yourself
• Than anything about me, it’s clear you’re struggling for relevance, like a washed-up actor trying get more accelerance
• To cling to their fifteen minutes of fame, listen, it’s over, you’re over, okay?
• I never even noticed you were here to begin with, next time you try to pick someone to diss
• Maybe pick a target that’s within your reach, that way, when you inevitably fail and get beat
• It won’t be quite so embarrassing, but who am I kidding, you’ll probably keep failing because you can’t stop dissing
• Because that’s just who you are, in the end of the day, you dissing me is on par
• With a mosquito buzzing around an elephant, you’re annoying, sure, but you’re not relevant
• Eventually, you’ll be left in an empty space wondering why you even tried in the first place