Battles vs shyawayyxv
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shyawayyxv won this battle!
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Battle on September 23 2024 and Battle on September 30 2024
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- yeah bitches, you kno i got the WOO
- mind your own bloody business
- cuz my bizness is bloody
- dirt on my hands
- dirt on my tongue
- my sense of propriety is all but gone
- polite society is out the window
- a savage politico with a license and it's open season
- swat mode, head shots, red versus blue, hunt or be hunted
- drive slow homie. we're all gonna get home, homie.
- just drive fucking slow, homie.
- dirty ryder in this bitch
- there's a mile between us
- and you think i'm going too fast
- there's a mile between us
- and you think i'm going too slow
- fuck off, focus
- just focus on pushing your busted ass car
- down this long and unforgiving road
- goddammit, just back the fuck off
- seriously, i don't play motherfucker
- best you get the message quick
- or i'll crack this whip on your weak ass
- show you that i kno
- how a real gangsta bitch rolls
- you kno we got the WOO
- pop clutch
- and smoke these punks ass bitches like roast chickens
- serve 'em up hissing; i meant to tread on you;
- dish' it out, the finest dining on the block
- decadent delicacies, five-star filet of rubber-mignon
- get it supreme, straight from the drive thru window
- the realest street food
- the realest street culture
- yeah, bitches
- you kno i got the WOO
- cocked my fourty-seven
- and aimed at the moon
- but i overshot
- by a mile or two
- check me in the telescope while i throw up the deuce
- i'm gassing up at jupiter; took a shit on mars
- surfing the solar system, gonna run a lap or two
- yeah, you kno i got the WOO
- Come On, Come On Motherfucker
- you kno i got the WOO
- dropping the bass, bombs over baghdad,
- gunna TURN this $HIT ALL THE WAY UP
- and give 'em the riot act
- AND DROP THAT MUTHERFAUKCCINGNNGNG BA$$$$$$
- LIKE IT'$ MMOTTTHERFUCKCKCIN GGAAZZZZAAAAA
- bitches
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Tick, tick, tick, boom!
- when you yap, you're louder than a vacuum,
- and you don't realize that above you is your doom,
- just because you don't lower your volume,
- I don't give a fuck about what you assume,
- when you Zoom call your groom,
- you don't know which room
- to loom over!
- stop this nonsense, immediately
- obviously, I could not nonsensically disagree
- with the guaranteed somebody, a wannabe party zombie
- I couldn't have taken him seriously, with how frequently he was happy.
- easily, we took over his unconscious body,
- happily, he constantly thought he was a deity,
- previously, he seriously loved to plea
- (hey) don't shut your ass, do you?
- your friends hate you, so they said that they should screw you
- its a breakthrough, all the way to heaven
- (hey)
- e=mc squared
- Albert Einstein came unprepared
- even if you compared and stared and cared for
- the stairs, you'd say your prayers, so nightmares
- would go and you could avoid the bears,
- and their hairs, and the squares of death,
- you'd ask them to make pairs, so you could go upstairs,
- all your dares, shed your tears, wherever there's love there's also pears
- (wait what the fu-)
- (hey) don't shut your ass, do you?
- your friends hate you, so they said they should just screw you
- it's a breakthrough, all the way to heaven
- (hey)
- be ecstatic, not dramatic 'bout all the plastic,
- take out an automatic, crosshair is static,
- my aim is fantastic, I'm not romantic
- crashed the Titanic, coz I'm Satanic
- better than Kendrick, coz I'm dynamic
- coz I'm psychopathic, listen to the transmit
- met my friend, he's asthmatic, he's from the Atlantic
- I'm frantic, I'm planting, the c4, take it for granted.