CHALLENGER'S RAP

• (Verse 1)
• Ay, bitch why you back? You got beat but we coulda left that shit in the past
• Throwin fits like you mad cause your lies were exposed but I’m spittin straight facts
• I be lyrically killin yo ass, bitch don’t you know pedophilia’s bad?
• It’s obvious you signed up to be a mall Santa so children would sit on your lap
• Rapping about kids’ dick sizes, like damn, chill out Diddy
• Or should I say Drizzy, cause I’m boutta drop and give you 50
• Real shit motherfucker, you know all these weak foes gettin’ smacked
• How you gonna call yourself Santa when I’m the one with three hoes on my back?
• Yeah, my dick’s a tampon, cause there was blood on it after I slid out your thick mom
• Now here’s another pussy that I’m boutta go in on
• Too bad Crispy’s a dick, so I can’t drive in unless we talkin a tip off
• But he’s a lot like HotSanta cause when it comes to adults they never get hit on
• Your bitch fakes her orgasms, truthfully her pussy couldn’t be drier
• You’re so weak you can't even make the bed rock when you mine her
• Sinister vibes, she gets scared when she senses you behind her
• While the only reason I get rejected by a girl is when my dick’s too big to fit inside her
• But other than that, you’re a virgin who’s just jealous that the women want me
• They don’t want a worthless bum, they want someone with a lot of money
• In hopes I won’t dash off when I see those positive test results and bloated tummy
• Cause if this motherfucker found out he was finna be a dad, he’d take off running
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• (Verse 2)
• HotSanta’s at a 12 year old girl’s house, I can see where his sleigh is
• I followed the light from Rudolph’s nose to find his destination
• He lied and claimed he was just taking a break to go on an innocent vacation
• Of course I didn’t believe him because “deception” is what his middle name is
• He’s taking advantage of these innocent kids and that gives me frustration
• Cause not only is he a predator but it’s also something he’s getting away with
• So I’m gonna Chris Hansen his ass and then it will no longer be speculation
• I’ll catch him red-handed once he’s about to begin the penetration
• He’ll be in shock so I’ll have him take a seat and then calmly interrogate him
• I’ll ask what his deal is and no doubt there’s gonna be hesitation
• Then he’s probably gonna come at me with some half-assed explanation
• But I’ll see right through his bullshit lies and false declarations
• I’ll tell him he better give me the truth because these ain’t games I’m playin’
• He’ll stutter and stammer and then he’ll lie even more out of desperation
• So I’ll arrest him and put him on the registry so he’ll have a reputation
• As a vile sexual predator and pedophile known across the nation
• Parents, lock your doors, this kiddy diddler wants a piece of your child
• If you love your kids, do everything you can to stop them from being beguiled
• By this downright malicious fucking unclean pedophile
• Severed children’s dicks are something he dreams to compile
• I been achin to go apeshit, he’s so gay for Jason it’s outrageous
• Just face it, you a snake-skin shapeshifting fake bitch
• Who rapes kids, that’s why I’m laced with hatred when I say this
• Bitch you ain’t him, quit faking greatness you tastless gay bitch
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• (Outro)
• Quit being a loser pedophile, HotSanta