CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Ay, I may have just found the real P. Diddy, and his name is Crispy.
• But it's more like C. Diddy, and he's a fuckin' danger to humanity.
• Not only does he look like he might fuck kids, his raps are also shitty.
• You're self-absorbed as fuck because he keeps gettin' humbled by his enemies.
• It guess that's what happens when all his mom does is fuckin' smother him with love.
• This bitch ain't no dove, although he got pooped on by and choked on one.
• Listen, my name is G-LOCK 'cause I'm a fuckin' dissing gun.
• You have two abilities, showing zero humility and causin' a hell lotta drama.
• I'm laughing my ass off at the fact you think highlighting makes you a lyrical god.
• You probably highlight more than anyone else and y'all stil suck a lot.
• I'm not even gonna tell ya to watch it, 'cause this entire site already had you dropped.
• And I guess that's why you can only get recognition by makin' new opps.
• I only made opps to showcase my roasting skills, but you're just bitching.
• You pathetic loser, a deeper grave is all you're digging.
• You know you're getting destroyed, this shit is lyrical whipping.
• Apologize for yo birth immediately, I ain't even fuckin' kidding.
• And now let's compare and contrast Crispy and Shavan since they're both bitches.
• And so are EnergyDriven and HotSanta, the last three's dicks combined ain't even an inch.
• This is on Shavan, but HotSanta got his ass beat numerous times by the Grinch.
• I'll watch ya cry when you get banned and laugh, and I won't even flinch.
• Now on Shavan, and that gay dickhead is actually a major whore.
• You're the other one talkin' about dick sizes, but you look like you watch porn.
• You know how bad your challengers destroyed you, and it makes you so sore.
• You probably just stay in yo mom's basement all day, you can't even fit through the door,
• Quit copyin' HotSanta's flow, he's only capable of talkin' about people's dick sizes.
• Ok, but also please explain how Jason has this many disguises.
• Please stay off this site for 2 minutes before I can confirm you're definitely lifeless.
• You're probably at least 35, but you still act very childish.
• Your name is Shavan, but you don't fit the definition.
• You're a fuckin' loser, and that's probably why you get no attention or recognition.
• In all of yo disses, all you're capable of is missin'.
• To exterminate and smoke hoes like you is my fuckin' mission.
• And EnergyDriven is just about as much of a fuckin' loser,
• As Shavan, that bitch knows I'm way fuckin' cooler.
• He can't talk shit in real life because he's just about as soft as his computer.
• Getting butt-fucked by gay men and playing with digital man boobs is that hoe's fuckin' future.
• He's probably unsatisfied because he didn't piss off enough people today.
• He's been butthurt for the last 24 minutes, call that shit a holiday.
• He's also been butt-fucked, and that's why he sendin' me all this hate.
• That bitch just wrote another shitty rap, and now he'll fuckin' pay.
• We all know the only thing you impressive at is suckin' dick.
• You make way more pussy moves than imaginable, and that shit's chronic.
• When I asked yo "mommy" to describe yo birth, she said "tragic".
• In fact, don't be surprised if this diss becomes a fuckin' classic.
• If you really get women, you shouldn't need Katherine for affection.
• Maybe you should find a mirror in prison and fill out a reflection,
• And then you'll realize you're a major loser and that ain't no question.
• And when you get abandoned on this site, don't get mad and pull up on me wit' a weapon.
• And finally, we got HotSanta, who's the most retarded and whiny bitch.
• In fact, that man is such a bitch, he doesn't even deserve a dick.
• The only way you can lose your virginity is penetrating other gay men's dicks.
• Nobody likes a bitchin' loser, and that probably explains why you have no chicks.
• What you and alsparx are committing is called identity theft, you fuckin' loser.
• "It wasn't a crime back in my day", well, OK boomer.
• You can't even get within 3 miles of a woman, so it's hard to believe you'd get bitches wetter.
• You're probably still 40 but you're still a fuckin' bedwetter.
• You're so fuckin' pathetic you needed Coindrop to help you in this war.
• Your raps are so fuckin' shitty, go the fuck back to the bar.
• By the way, you'd look like you'd get your ass beat by a fuckin' digital avatar.
• The fact you still haven't been put on Neighborhood Watch is just plain bizarre.
• I guess you didn't register, or they didn't suspect you since you ain't shit.
• And you're so unattractive, even in your dreams, you can't get a bitch.
• But what nobody told this hoe is that a pimp is just a greedier version of a simp.
• Now shut the fuck up and try rapping about something besides the sizes of dicks. (Pedophile)