Battles G-LOCK vs Crispy2024
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Who is fuck is this puny bitch who goes by Crispy2024?
- Jeezy was right a fuck, you be a motherfuckin' whore.
- I was gonna spare your lil' pussy and ignore,
- Your lil' ass, but then you had to declare war.
- Like, damn, are you mad, do you got daddy issues?
- You act like this holy destroyer, but you regularly lose fight to a Kleenex tissue.
- You ain't gonna touch a lyrical hitman like me if that shit continues.
- Maybe you wouldn't lose so much if you stopped drinkin' so much booze.
- Just because I gave you honest feedback, you accuse me of bein' a cocksucker?
- But that's bullshit, because you're the sucker.
- And besides, I know you're GoldenShower, and you're the fuckin' cause of world hunger.
- You're probably just mad, 'cause you ain't got no father or mother.
- In fact, I bet you dream of hangin' kids upside down in your basement.
- For someone to call you "dumb" is a fuckin' understatement.
- Your bias and your unholy sized ego is blatant.
- Your dad left you and your mom so he didn't have to pay any compensation,
- For not wearin' a condom, leavin' yo momma in so much pain.
- You got a 0% win rate, so for you to be the best battle rapper is just insane.
- I'll throw your pussy in the dungeon, and if you refrain,
- From lickin' the bottoms of hand sanitizer dispensers, I might bail you out, just sayin'.
- Damn, you so unattractive, you got slapped by Vaseline.
- Dumbass bitch, you don't scare me, you look like a fuckin' Indian jumping bean.
- You masturbate to Omegle furries and write that shit, it's your daily routine,
- But what's most embarrassing is that you can't even talk shit behind a computer screen.
- Dozens of people destroyed you, and they each cooked you a different way.
- You're just mad I didn't give you 5 stars, what are you tryna say?
- I can tell you this, if you don't want to be burned to ashes, stay away.
- 'Cause I practically destroy whores for a living and I don't play.
- Damn, all you are is a self-absorbed jealous 1900s 10-year old boy on a baking dough box.
- I shoot up whores like you verbally, which is why I switched to G-LOCK
- I'll single-handedly beat your ass, what are the odds?
- I know I ain't finna lose to some random Discord mod.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Ok I'll play into your little game and respond.
- Let's point out the shit you said first but I'ma keep it light like a blonde.
- I got daddy issues, I cry a lot.
- I'm a whore and the cause of world hunger
- I'm golden shower and I have no mother.
- I have kids in my basement , oh brother.
- I'm dumb, I'm biased, I'm a sucker.
- I got a 0 percent win rate , my dad's a mother fucker.
- I eat hand sanitizer, I'm ugly , got slapped with vasoline
- Can't talk shit behind a computer screen.
- I'm not the best rapper , and jacking off to Omegle furries is my daily routine.
- I drink, I got an ego, and your name used to be godlike3.
- Wait a sec, where the fuck are the tissues , son in you I got to solve these daddy issues.
- I aborted kid 3 times but he keeps coming back with shitty ass rhymes , acting like I'm terrified, bitch your not even on the menu.
- Get out the booth you do not have a venue.
- Ok I played a part in world hunger, I ate all you vegetables but all the meat is in you.
- I'm golden shower? How the fuck that makes sense dude.
- Unless your saying me killing myself is the only way i'ma lose.
- And yeah my dad fucks my mom with no condom that's how babies are made, oops.
- Forgot, your only 5 and you don't know what the birds and bees are yet and holding hands is ew.
- How the fuck can I be dumb when your lines contradict yourself , I'm cooked already but your gonna cook me, bitch now I'm confused.
- Get out my basement kiddo and go to your room, your grounded for spittin that alphabet soup.
- Not mad that you can't rap but that you can't win, Like really I thought I told you to finish your food.
- Oh and I don't cause I got a 0 percent win rate, shut up I haven't even began to ate.
- And to be quaint, you nit pick lines and disregard everything I say.
- So of course I lost the battles but writing with almost no space was the only complaint.
- But I improved that, so get slapped, your so ass it's a spank.
- And yes I know I'm ugly that's why you bitches keep on running away.
- Can't talk shit behind a computer screen , cause bitch I'll talk shit at your eulogy.
- I am the best rapper and me jerking off to furries is my daily routine.
- But it's not as bad as you getting butt fucked by genxjeezy and his lewd team, dressed up in animal outfits like it's Halloween.
- Eating hand sanitizer cause everything I spit clean,
- I'm not biased I give you the correct rating after I read .
- But your dyslexic ass doesn't even do that, if you dissed less bitch you would realize your the biased queen.
- Gave me 2 stars and even stated you weren't gonna even see the fucking title you just needed it for feed,back.
- Godlik3 was better practically a leg up, it's like you fell off then your knees snapped.
- Both were trash , the only difference is now you suck three times the sacks.
- How the fuck did you just lose to discord mod before it even started to attack.