DEFENDER'S RAP

• That's the stories of these toys,
• You feel a buzz when you see a wood d, not a battle for bikini'd bottomz
• First ps2 game I ever played, spiderman 1;
• Peter parker, with great power, I'm greatly responsible
• I sling shots at the mawgu, this my volcano island,
• I play ping pong with king kong's balls,
• Now the codeword's v-rex,
• With my own hands I'll open up your jaw bro;
• Get hit with this magic wishing shell;
• You and your army of robots from a duplicatotron 3000,
• Endorphins bubblin like spongebob, melon, get lifted like patrick
• In my lasso rope like sandy cheeks;
• All that's gold does not glitter like these golden spatulas
• Shiny objects are used as currency,
• A pair of new clean underwear;
• Roll yourself into a ball to throw new fruits at 'em all
• Destroying merica, texas trailer hitches up in air
• My wood's floating, shhh, it's like a thunder to a stone
• Make a tiki out of me, green-eyed like my home
• Paid clams for new areas, taxi stands to new levels,
• With a bust top, you'll switch characters
• Return pat-socks, your information signs: help you!
• Welcome to: spongebob's house, bikini bottom,
• Squidward's house, patrick's house, jellyfish fields,
• Downtown, goo lagoon, poseidome,
• Rock bottom, mermalair, sand mountain,
• Industrial park, kelp forest, flying dutchman's graveyard,
• Spongebob's dream to the chum bucket lab!
• Robo-spongebob-brains;
• B-theory of time; build in these blocks like lego harry potter years 1-4;
• You know I'm the damien type; I'll black; dog you!
• The spongebobs move like: Guess it's time for plan z!
• Frame missed-on crabs for king neptune's crown; let's steal their secret recipe
• & brainwash all of these fish in the sea into our chum bucket's minions! See!
• I'll venture into shelled cities, despite I was a crusty crab too g!
• Try mend these, with goofy goober tokens, time, rings, macho-
• -sonic waves, float & block, bunned gs, punched balls-
• Karate spun, bashings, punch bowels with-
• -sonic waves, guts torn, in these walls, I jump,
• Stars are spinning, I'm cartwheeling,
• As I smosh, pick up, carry & throw my tongue, on a swing.
• Here's a manliness point meter for new macho-upgrades bitch!
• Supply crates--for your ballooned boxes, supplied computers
• If you like gunpowder, you get fond of barrels--when ya steal safe!
• As I bun g's hooks, you've pressed the red button, freeze, fruit & find-
• All checkpoints, doors & gates are mine, if you go, you're go-ing iced
• Nice blocks---we'll just paddle on bashed platforms, import ya 'head,
• I'll jump on it like a springboard, if only you could teleport boxing!
• If you go through, it'll still haunt you--
• Inside this ring, you'll feel time extending!
• I'm like dennis, a menace! My side-chicks become jealous fish,
• And even if we're in this cloudy fog-I'd, still, slam her, fling her, turn it,
• Spin her, and pop her, muff, you still spawn just for the goal of bucking a trans?!?
• So go bump her then! And make her go boom! The ring's--
• Now a remote pool from my scoop, vaginas smokin' like me and this doobie does!
• Now with a legend to sell too,
• Beyond from just a lock of motion; it's like a demon king possessed him.
• And it isn't meatcanyon's version of thomas & friends!
• Form micey pawns like marble floors, it will not work with my new contraption-parts
• & even if you bounce back like a rubber band, your gs will wedge 24/7
• So if you don't wanna die, you better follow the instructions!:
• This is a mouse trapped---but also a pussy---
• You're like both tom and jerry!---& I barely played you like: nicktoons: attack of the toybots
• Philosorapper's no philosorapper, he's like egoraptor, this is epic meal time boy