Battles doomV vs Musicbizmarty
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- niggas talking bout some shit
- name calling in the corner like a bum
- it's desperate
- laughing my ass off right now
- let me show you how
- you repeat the same words over and over like a parrot
- Rata-Tat-Tat your hot headed, gettin' all offended
- not my fault all you got all yo bitches rejected
- another jack in the dust it's extended
- gettin' you all mad it's intended, infuriated like you just heard you got infected
- Rattling bones, I hear them clicking, times ticking
- this retard is a slave better get to digging
- Thinking he on the top but he sinking
- nigga saying shit like he's hard hitting
- your hilarious, very witty
- your only 2 raps were shitty, knows alot about gays, must be a boy pinky
- bet you winky winky at men when you walk down the street
- sheeting off it's complete, you messed up so hard it's like hitting you head off concrete
- write down your prayers no spread sheet, talking shit on repeat
- it seems you have a sweet tooth for satire
- I can see real lies your a liar
- let me guess your desire is to dickride motherfuckers? Nigga get a better scriptwriter
- oh yeah that freestyle was ass
- rapping about superheros like a big bass
- the rap before that was even more trash,
- rather listen to someone smoke on ash, no flash gore
- you have the nerve to ignite a m4? talking like your on a 3 tour
- time to endure that your immature, your obscure, your already seen but you said bonjour
- no time to assure, or are you unsure your premature
- your a nobody, your miniature
- getting all mad flipping your furniture, rapping like your a Persinger
- seems likes you need a therapist, not sure not Encompassed
- being witty, sounding like your a feminist, repeat these slurs like it's required
- sounds like your a troia negro, getting 3 stars like Jerry Heathrow
- I see your trying to throw low blows, saying it's not worth your time
- nigga what? You started your speaking overtime
- bitch you not in yo prime, beggjn for attention, need a dollar sign?
- Wait no that wasn't a punchline, sending shivers down your spine
- I can tell your healths in decline, ruining your design
- send you like Tarzan swinging on a vine
- hope this rap sends you to divine eternity,
- you need to shut the fuck up deservedly
- Emergency man down, he's bleeding internally
- keep feeding me responses
- its time to demolish you, until your heart Enlarges and explodes
- hope I didn't destroy your ego, fluttered up like your Emo
- your lives ruined, while I'm telling ya bitch to blow slow, no ghetto
- take your tempo before you go narrow, your gonna perish just like sparrow
- stab you in the lungs block yo airflow,
- hit the funny bone cryin' out loud, " I hit my elbow "
- disguise myself and pop out like a gecko
- cut the track, let me put his body in a meadow....
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Grandma's kisses-youu faggot!--yeah I know... We said it last time!
- Fucking deal with it, fucking--bitch!-I like this, and that, and everything
- In my asshole, especially all those bitches down at the club! Yeahh!!!
- Helloooo sponge-boss!! Titties!!!!!-grandma!
- Your cookies make me feel like I have a really huge dick! Ooh yeah!!
- Saggy titties!!!! Lelelespongebob
- Imustsayireallyfindmyselfat-
- Tractedtoyourholesooobabyyerrr-
- Grandma, bruce willis is my favourite bedtime hero!
- When I poop, it makes me feel good!!
- Black people!! Don't run away from your feelings! You slutbag! Mwah!
- I got a boner! Isn't this great! My wang's as hard as a prosthetic leg!
- Spongebob, your mother's a nice woman but your grandma's a whore!
- And she sucked my wiener until I saw her teeth in my butthole!
- How many teeth in ya butt? Christopher walken! I lovehismovies!
- I got four words for ya: I love this company!! Woo!!!
- My dick is sad, because you make me mad, you big floppy fish you!
- Fucking floppy fish, you're a fucking assbang you fucking shithead!
- Fuck you! Yeah alright?!?! You wanna fucking laugh?!?! Sardine
- Fucking shithead, fucking, flopping & flopping & ya fucking asshole,
- I'mma take it out and jam it up ya rear-end, & stick it in your stigola!
- Ay fuck you asshole! You're like them sponges that clean dishes spongebob!
- Reallyy? You mean it you retard? Yeahh! You fuck-face! Hahahahah!
- I jerk off all day! Grandmaaa! I wish
- Keanu reeves was here to save me from the matrix right now!
- I need-to get off puberty you stupid little cock-ass!
- You think so! You know how grandmas are about denzel washington!
- All they want is a black man with a really huge dick! I mean c'mon!
- You saw titanic? They were rockets, & oranges! David hasselhoff!
- David hasselhoff would not be seen with gummy! Maybee pokey! But not gummy!
- Yeah! Awkward, sometimes I tape my dick to my thighs...
- First, allow me to demonstrate, first, show me your tits! Oh wow look at them titties!
- Thank you, they're real! Speaking of titties, I love cream! You ever heard of cream!
- Can you take meee higher?! Oh I most definitely shit my pants!
- This is your kingdom, spongebob, everything the light touches?
- Simba was a bitch, everyone knows that!
- Yeah baby, nuala was such a whore at pride rock! Oooh!
- Oh yeah baby I hate that shit! Yeah baby just like gummy!
- Fucking gummy! All we need now's the bitches at the club to sniff grandma's ass,
- So I got these bad boys right hurrree, pubic hair!!!!!!!
- Oh spongebob, vince diesel made a go-kart around the hopes and dreams of orphans, it goes fast!
- Huh? Granny, have you seen pokey today? He's been missing!
- Yeah he's with that fuck-face mcgee, fucking sell-out, fucking green penis boy!
- Now show me them titties, grandma, I'm a big boy and I have urges to..
- Alec baldwin's an asshole!
- Ohooooh I want him to urinate all over my tits!!
- Grandma! You're a disgusting fuckbag!
- Spongebob the president was kidnapped by ninjas
- And youre sitting here with a boner over my titties you fuck!
- -would dance around in this silly fucking hat patrick!
- Fucking footloose! Tits. Jfifidjfifdifxwasgoingout, you raunchy old woman!
- Check it out! Look at you! You're made of clay! You got a pointy face! You ga-!
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob ripped-pants-you faggot!!!
- Welcome to goo lagoon, you wanna spoon? How about that bitch?!?
- I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse,
- I got blood on my dick and there's no remorse, I'm a nasty nigga!
- Fuckkk, I wanna do it right away! (speeds off)---what?--big tits!!!!
- Ahahahaha!!!
- Ballsack on my head makes me happy!
- Ahahahahaha ballsack!!!
- Hellooo pizzeria, I'd like eight, fucking, pizzas--with a ballsack!
- Ahaahahaaa aa a a a woah! Hello sweaty-tits (eat my butt)
- It's a wonderful day for a handjob you bitch! (sweet deal!)(bring the pizzas) oh fuck me! Oh my god this is so heavy!Ooosinassinoozeinassinooh!Yeah, fuck you sandy! You fucking hamburglar, skank!
- Handjob bitch! Ahhh!!! Yo bitch, represent this shit!---titty!--(you suck!)----alright fuck face!--