CHALLENGER'S RAP

• You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy, and
• When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past.
• but You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me. and
• There is someone out there for everyone. For you, it’s get the fuck outa here.
• but If I wanted to kill myself, I would simply jump from your ego to your IQ. so
• I can spend my whole life without you. and for a fact
• Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you bad advice.
• If you were drowning, I would give you a high five.
• If I throw a stick, will you leave me too?cause I hope so
• Sorry I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand. and
• Whatever doesn’t kill you, disappoints me. It is hilarious how you are
• trying to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. The last time I saw
• something like you, it was dead.oh how You were so happy because
• of the negativity of your Covid test, we should have spoiled the
• happiness by telling you it was really an IQ test.
• Only thing that is pleasing about our relationship is that you are no longer in it.
• Every time I have a stick in my hand, you look like a pinata.and
• You are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles.but
• you just need a high five… in the face… with a hammer.
• When I listen to you, I think you're really going to go nowhere. I hope you stay there.
• I look at you and think what a waste of two billion years of evolution.and
• It would be a great day If you used a glue stick instead of Chapstick.
• Yes, I’m fully vaccinated, but I will still not hang out with you.and
• When I see you coming, I get pre annoyed. I’m just giving myself a head start.
• You are the reason why God is not talking to us anymore bitch
• You can’t imagine how much happiness you can bring… by leaving the room.
• I know you don’t like me, that says a lot. You need to acquire a better taste.
• It’s all about balance… you start talking, I stop listening.
• Are you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
• I’m sorry… Did my knife hurt your back?
• Everyone is allowed to act stupid once, but you… you are abusing that privilege.
• Cry me a river, then drown yourself in it.and
• Hola soy Dora. Can you help me find where we asked?
• Somewhere a tree is producing oxygen for you. I’m sorry for it.
• Earth is full. Go home. and
• Everyone has a purpose in this life, yours is to become a dead body.
• I am jealous of people who didn’t meet you.
• Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
• You haven't changed since last time I saw you. You should.
• What is wrong with you? Have you had too many drugs in the mental hospital today?
• Oh, did the middle of my sentence get interrupted by the beginning of yours?
• so Where is your self-destruct button? oh
• Is part 2 of your argument coming out soon or is that it?
• pfh...You’re not simply a drama queen. You’re a whole royal dramatic family.
• You hear that? It’s the sound of me not caring.
• All mistakes are fixable except you.
• I’d tell you to blow your brains out, but there’s nothing there.
• Are you at a loss for words, or are you mute?
• When God made you, you must have been the worst of his “to-do” list.
• You’re the reason the divorce rate is so high.
• Taking a picture of you would put a virus on my phone.
• God wanted to spice the earth with jokes, when he made your kind.
• Remember, if anyone says you’re beautiful, it’s all lies..
• You make me increase the amount of alcohol I take daily.
• When something looks at you they get a virus.
• Roses are red, monsters are green and ugly, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
• When god made you he said
• “Oh shit there's a mistake right there but imma keep it so its made fun of.”