Battles G-LOCK vs
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Jason, Imma challenge you to a battle since you clearly don't have the guts to do it yourself.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Just as I expected, the reason you dissed me was for not choosing you in a battle.
- That wasn’t a huge surprise, considering the fact not winning is something you can’t handle.
- You’ve demonstrated more than once and that ain’t a rare happening.
- And here’s a very good suggestion: Humility is something you should be practicing.
- After all, humility is something you very much seriously lack.
- One day, you’re gonna have to wake up to reality and accept the objective facts.
- Crispy 2.0, when I say reality, not your reality, what you call your reality is deranged.
- And here’s some more motivation: There’s a place that is called the orphanage.
- I’m fully aware that you’re 20 years old, but you do put the “child’ in “manchild”.
- I mean, your “mommy” is prolly gonna get sick of yo temper tantrums after a good while.
- And she’ll likely disown you so that she don’t gotta give for no more child support.
- She really wishes she could go back in time just to abort.
- One fact he can’t admit is that he is, to every woman, a huge cancer and a tumor.
- So he is in no place to be runnin’ his mouth claiming I’m a virgin loser.
- Another fact Eric can’t admit is that Eric’s high school bully actually slept with his mom.
- That kid almost became her son, so Eric’s mom could replace Eric the demon spawn.
- He’s been in nine battles so far, and he’s been outscored 66-5,
- And that shows a clear lack of skill and talent, something Eric keeps trying to deny,
- And that’s why he dissed simply for forming my own opinions, claiming I’m “interfering”.
- Not winning is keeping him from sleeping, havin' nightmares a L is something he’s fearing,
- And has always been, future Crispy2024, you exceed him in all your values.
- Being egotistical, acting like a toddler, and using “being new” as a stupid excuse.
- You claim I just sit in my room writing weird stuff but that’s what all your raps are made of.
- Which makes it obvious you get no girls, when he learns that, mom gotta tell him to hush.
- And shouldn’t take him to a public place either so he don’t embarrass the whole family,
- Tree, very high chance this random person on the internet has negative sanity.
- Seven heavenly virtues, we can definitely confirm he be lacking at least 5 of those virtues.
- I’ll continue to use my rights and vote for who I want, and I don’t care how much it hurts you.
- Anyways, let’s talk about your name, you ain’t cool, so after this diss, get outta this sight.
- Eric-So-Dope? Well, you ain’t dope, but if you’re talking about your drug addiction, you’re right.
- Besides, I’m glad I ain’t being obsessed over by some random crackhead on the internet.
- You’re a year away from legally being able to drink, so an arrest is something you might expect.
- And speaking of an arrest, you should be sentenced to life just for your mere existence.
- And you still need to be humbled, learn to accept the critics.
- Oh, and let’s not forget about your DeepAI fat guy profile picture.
- You’re obviously Jason_The_Pest in disguise, so go back to being a McDonald’s burger flipper.
- Oh, yeah, but he’ll eat all the burgers for his 600-pound life, so he ain’t fit for the job.
- So he better realize this ain’t a TV show, and for his sake, just stop.
- Say, Jason, what did you do? Did you get an IP of the dark web or did you purchase NordVPN?
- ‘Cause yeah, your rhymes are cold, you bring no flame, you ain’t cool, your brain bein’ messed,
- Wit’ by the massive stash of crack, and that’s why you can’t see straight.
- You have no dignity, just for a singular dollar, you’d immediately turn gay,
- And something you’ll have to realize is, with that, you ain’t getting no chicks.
- You need to look good and be a man to get girls, not by having multiple chins.
- You also called Dagger a “psychopath” for zero reason, you are Jason_The_Pest.
- I know you’re too stubborn to take an L, losing has you so pressed.
- So, I’m the eighth guy in the "slaughterhouse"? Well, I guess that means I serve a purpose,
- Getting milked by you, hey, but it’s still a purpose, something a fat cow like you will never serve.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- This guy clearly has issues
- He just sits on his computer all day
- He has Aspergers which explains his ways
- But you not better than me
- I'm dope so how could he be?
- You got ya buddies helping you cheat
- Get off your computer screen
- And socialize with real people
- Not dudes online
- But I'm done with this loser