Battles vs Annika
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I'm a old guy who rhymes very good because I studied the art. Also if I win you must please my needs.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I must say you are a very gorgeous young lady
- But my rhyming skills are crazy
- If you don't mind me asking what is your profession lately?
- If it is being a whore having sex with men unsaftely
- Then count me in I've been feeling so lazy
- I wanna lick your private part I bet it is tasty
- Yes I'm kinky, that I get aroused with my pinky
- I wouldn't mind if you sat on my face and left me a stinky
- I know this sounds bizarre but please understand
- Ever since my divorce I haven't gotten any action
- Besides using my hands
- Please give me a plate of that brown stuff
- To fulfill my kinks I will be satisfied
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm not a hoe, but if I was, why is it your presumption?
- That I would wanna do something that is so disgusting
- And do it with an old man who is just so unbecoming
- Also who possibly suffers from erectile dysfunction
- That's why your wife left you, you're little dick can't get nice and firm
- It's all wrinkled up, and soft as a pillow, not that's its my concern
- But you should be more concerned that she considered this
- That she's fucking a younger man and shit with a bigger dick
- On top of that, what the fuck is you doing on a rapping site?
- You are past yo prime years old timer it's to late you past yo time
- You can't pass a torch that you was never even handed to
- Less than a minute in bed this old fart couldn't even lasted through
- Losing his mind always forgetting to take his fucking dick pills right
- You wanna lick my what? He dreaming about what sucking dick feels like
- Because that motherfucker has the dick you never had
- If I was a man I for sure be huge yeah I'd measure fat
- You'd be forever glad, adult content about the phase
- With yo freaky ass mind, wanting a plate of my shit and how it taste
- Well I'll give you a piece and a mirror to go reflect
- That the piece of shit reflects you ya piece of shit now go ingest