CHALLENGER'S RAP

• To become a great rapper, you don't have to rap clean,
• But i'm just judging from your little lines that I've seen
• You've got nothing to say; you're just obscene
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• You got beaten by a guy who just sang about booze.
• If you learned anything, it was just how to lose.
• So, welcome to me tea party. Call me Ted Cruz.
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• You can rhyme 'bout Alexander, but see what I've learned
• I'm like a skillful hound dog that's right out of the red ferns
• And I'm dissing so hard they call me Kenneth Lauren Burns
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• Your name is so wacky it looks like Last Pass did it
• I'll crack open your lock box cos know where you hid it
• So don't even try to beat me, cos I forbid it
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• I don't have to use cuss words to fill up my lines,
• And if you haven't noticed, I'm a masterclass in rhymes.
• So, are your grabbled-up thoughts just a sign of baffled mind?
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• And it's really obvious, that you don't use AI
• But I'm pretty sure that even if you tried
• Your raps would not sound half as good as mine
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• You're thirty years old, and yet you still don't flow.
• I'm just a young man and stepping up, so let's go.
• And how to spell the F-Word, you still don't know.
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• Who needs a chorus when you've got so much to say
• But now, I'll step back and I'll let the crowd weigh
• So go ahead, ya gangster, "make my day.