Battles Day1Nigga vs
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Day1Nigga won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You are now havin' your sandwich made
- With extra mayonnaise, 808's, and a hand grenade
- Cause any man could get played in my all in phase
- I mean my flow pass words like the log in page, ugh
- See how my last words do?
- I put my log in your girl cause we past words too
- Your BM just sent me a DM and you be chasin' that hooker
- You steady stalkin' her Twitter, she gave me face when I booked her
- She treat me like the Facebook logo, now that's a true slut
- In other words, she f'in blew me cause I f'in blew up
- Acknowledge my knowledge is polished, cowards get power dropped
- Man my flow could make a suicide pilot apologize
- I'm piling guys in a pile, a pile of guys on they pals
- I silently swear I'll kill'em, I'm finalizing my vows
- I'm shitting on them, I'm vitalizing my bowels
- Like I took a vitamin, something vitalizing my bowels
- I'm the truth times two, I ain't inviting lies you should bow
- I'm taking shots in the dark
- While taking shots of the dog I'm taking shots at your thoughts
- You can take these shots from a vet while I'm taking shots at your dogs
- They gon have to have me shackled and tackled at tabernacles
- While havin' my adams apple detached in a baptist chapel
- While attacked by the fastest travelin' javelin'
- While attached to a dragon dragging a cage
- These niggas gonna trap me and while I'm laughing, while I'm lapping em
- They collapse as I'm passin' em
- Man I'm coming with the K, like the lackin' potassium
- I'm Jordan from the free throw while every frame is in slow mo
- And every fan in the stands got the head in they hands like "oh no"
- Somebody get the promo, so somebody flick the photo
- And somebody stitch the logo, cause I'm bodying this shit bro bro
- Get it? You don't get it? My nigga, you gotta get it
- I'm bodying this shit, his logo had his whole body in it
- Oh my ice tea, coco, ice cube, vanilla ice, Tom Cruise and Vanilla Sky
- Tell these guys that I'm hella nice, right
- When I spit it tear wind, the air bend
- I'm wicked son, these niggas buns like hair pins
- Amateurs, I scientifically handle bars
- And you just Jodie, putting bikes together in your man's garage
- Dammit dog, I fold this guy
- I ain't talking 'bout no rapper, I said "fold the sky" nigga
- In half and disperse the worse grin
- As I write a verse in reverse that reverses the earth
DEFENDER'S RAP
- ok ok ok, swing on this pitch
- snap the bat and splinter the outfield
- knockin da ball straight outta the stratosphere
- out here collectin' bounties like the bebop
- fuck tha cops, they should pay me
- for all the crooks i've caught
- hella fast, numbers on the dash
- weavin' traffic like a swordfish
- swish
- silver platter gold utensils dumb rich people dinner
- fuck wit em spit in dey food
- roach, bandaid, bones, scales, n feathers
- pay me like you makin' reparations for yesterday
- sue yo ass, see you in court every weekend
- out on yo' front lawn bitch
- cut da shit
- you cut da cheeze while holdin' big diplomatic meetin'
- you druling to have dat dick put in
- fiendin' for the end of everything
- okokok, that's enough
- gotta be vigil gotta stay tough
- shut it all down the personnel we have enough
- lick my wounds
- been fightin' with one hand behind the back
- i don' miss every shot lands crit between tha eyes
- cream pies fillin' yo' whole cabinet in the face
- finish last oh wait u never even left the starting line
- okokok fuck the dictator
- i'm here for the duration of the exile, our first female president
- because of betacoronavirus pandemicum
- paper ballets, resulting in a record number of cast votes
- made the script flip
- now check how many names were struck from the roles
- how many people never made it to the end of the line
- how many people who did not vote but had their name
- on the count anyway. question mark.
- okokok i surmise it is fair to say one million
- were lost in the final tally
- and if you put the pins in the map and string them
- together
- see tha pattern. question mark.
- plus how many names did not add their own name to the list
- hijack those, who knows.
- a million lost. half a million by fraud.
- call me a ravin' lunatic with a fancy for allegory.
- but u know i'm rite.