CHALLENGER'S RAP

• (Intro)
• Damn, Santa got a new IP
• Guess he wanna get cooked again
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• (Verse 1)
• Ay, why the fuck is HotSanta back, with a bunch of goons all riding his meat?
• Claiming you guys some elites and that you’re better than us, which means you like to deceive
• Cause y’all lying, you fiends ain’t shit, and you know your fortifying is weak
• Because you motherfuckers live at the North Pole, so you ain’t surviving the heat
• Y’all can’t block my path, I’ll plow right through you fuckers, I don’t care how much snow fell
• Fucking with me ain’t gonna go well, cause like sad Elmo, I’ve taken no Ls
• Yeah, and I got that Forge Freeze, it’s like COD, bitch, I’m boutta unload shells
• But I ain’t talking a cold spell, cause I burn you so fuckin hard I should win a Nobel
• Cause I’m knocking you bitches down, only time you get a ring is when you die, man
• These dumb motherfuckers don’t know when to shut up, so murder is my plan
• And if you don’t think that I can, then you probably need a fucking mind scan
• Cause I’m lyrically destroying this ice clan, I control the game, so call me the linesman
• And that’s a hat trick you scored, cause yo situation so hairy, thought you were a rabbit for sure
• HotSanta probably a 40 year old bum tryna put food on the table by doing factory chores
• Then you get fired, so you sneak into a restuarant at night to look for scraps on the floor
• So it’s just self-projection claiming my username is wrong and that I’m actually poor
• Cause ain’t no wrangle, my pocket’s unlimited, even if I were indigent and you had a billion
• I would be better, cause I’m considerate, you call yourself Santa, I know you ain’t giving gifts
• Cause of yo fuckin selfishness, although I be on that dissin’ shit I still know that benevolence
• Is more valuable than richness is, in other words I’d rather be penniless than be Nicholas
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• (Interlude)
• “You see a mouse trap, I see free cheese and a fucking challenge”
• -Scroobius Pip
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• (Verse 2)
• Bitch, I’m unstoppable, cruisin’ to hunt you down, but ain’t no Mission Impossible
• Gonna annihilate all you fuckers, flee the scene with my name carved in gold
• Y’all tryna act smart and bold, bitch, we know you got no balls, and this shit is like soccer, bro
• Cause when I pull up to yo headquarters, I’m storming through the hallway with an arsenal
• Got swords, beams, and MK14s, leave y’all with torn spleens, these weapons roaring
• Yeah, that’s my war scheme, I’d describe it as porn, because it’s a horror scene
• And y’all getting goosebumps, like Travis Scott, cause you’ll need morphine
• Better pour lean, cause right now yo reindeer are the only way you soaring
• Cause y’all trash for real, and when it comes to this beef shit, you lacking skill
• Come for me, and I guarantee yo ass gets killed, and no, I won’t have no guilt
• Yo daddy Claus won’t save you, but he can still make sure your ass gets filled
• Bitch, eat a fucking cookie, cause all you motherfuckers do is drink Santa’s milk
• We already beat your master once, so don’t think we can’t easily do it again
• He’ll probably get banned, then they’ll come for you fuckers so they can boot all his friends
• Y’all mad cause we in hot pursuit of the win, feels like needles tryna intrude in your skin
• Just like Lavinia Gulapa, cause you know X Factor always rude with the pens
• And y’all can’t conduct yourselves, so you put HotSanta in charge, like an electronic voltage
• Too bad Santa’s a punk, yeah pussy, you ain’t shit besides a moronic poser
• So just quit, like c’mon, go home bitch, your level of skill is small and hopeless
• Spitting in microscopic doses, so why would I be afraid of Santa if I ain’t claustrophobic?
• Yeah, ay, lemme hear you say “HotSanta sucks,” lemme hear you say “HotSanta sucks”
• Now lemme hear you say “fuck HotSanta’s squad,” now lemme hear you say “fuck HotSanta’s squad”
• Lemme hear you say “HotSanta sucks,” lemme hear you say “HotSanta sucks”
• Now lemme hear you say “fuck HotSanta’s squad,” now lemme hear you say “fuck HotSanta’s squad”
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• (Outro)
• Ay, fuck HotSanta and his squad