Battles StillBrillig vs
RULES
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Battle on February 13 2025
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- 0:06 known blast, like sonic i go fast
- brillig in the basket to hell, like don't ask
- non-grata perilous fellow's in holdfast
- not a stealth archer departure
- from form-cast.
- door blast, like C4 it's more math
- unknown seafloor,
- sub-mersibles don't last
- a billionaire gotta be punctured
- collapsed lungs, taking last gasps
- greed's asymmetry won't last
- y'all a reichtstag fire a false flag
- climbing higher, than
- your anchor can withstand,
- in a mirror and a vampiri-
- cal eye gazing necks, like
- the prey's him, blaze in, to annex
- 0:37
- territories,
- torpedoes to warships,
- prostrating to worship huh?
- werewolf was moonstruck, what
- kinda changes got you shining on
- yellow paint to be climbing on
- railroaded, like tracks been laid down
- like meme make-up was made clown
- swords to plowshares, forged the way out
DEFENDER'S RAP
- aight, just typing late night writing
- 2am laying in bed, phone to my nose
- weed pen by my head, feeling heavy like i'm the undead
- i need brains, i need pussy
- fucc the white house, those bastards ain't pretty
- this shit gonna get muddafuccin gritty
- kill a politician with a bar so filthy, like i just penned the second
- amendment anew
- lemme put in a call over to RTX bitch
- picc up my latest amazon order straight from raytheon
- and lockheed martin
- fuccin lil warlord over here
- bouita end a dictators career
- bitch, i'ma even reference pendragon and the struggle with
- the merchant of death, aka great dane
- dealing with demons from other dimensions, killing sith lords
- with lifelong detention, lucasville riots to keep your attention
- hell is just a poor man's vacation
- out here in these streets, degree from skid row
- also known as, the truest forms of poverty are truly illegal
- so i'm so extralegal, and my business is strategic
- i'm on the fetal stage, but that don't stop me from
- aborting yo' bitch ass, come and see me after class
- grade you down and fucc u up. hot lil coeds tryna look in my
- notebook, put they numba in my phone books , be the muse
- for my longer works, hugo award, i keep kipo on my shelf
- i'm too rich, even ice unable to repo my wealth
- guatemalan baddie, my god she a phatty, i'ma be callin her daddy
- fuuuuhhhhhcccccc, like six dudes all tryna mash
- i get in line, forget about the cash
- all that poise and restraint just a lie, when she succ is so good
- i know i'ma bout 2 die
- so good that i can cry, and she knows it's good for me to do
- so she doesn't question my why.
- yeah
- it's the muthafuccin undead, better stockpile on lead
- cuz you need hella pencils in order to finish this essay
- ese you a puta, i mean that very personally
- who gonna fight me
- duel me like a dandy with the leather glove
- heads up i'ma boutta switch up like the
- Rabbit of Caerbannog
- run like line hell, i'ma blonde bitch with the holy hand grenade
- and i just thru the pin. better bolt like a top shotta
- got this rap game under my thumb. even k dot gotta bullet in my gun
- i'd bet a penny on the eagles but the chiefs done already won