Battles  HealthyMan vs Web_Alternate

RULES

Whoever has the best lyrical rap wins. That includes dissing, rhyming, puns, metaphors and random entertainment.

Max of 48 lines

THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Web_Alternate won this battle!

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Battle on January 17 2025

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I should be the best
  • I deserve success
  • Yeah you better recognize
  • That I'm better than all these rappers on here
  • That's why the pick the other person to win
  • Anyway this my last rap battle against you
  • Hopefully nobody picks for you to win
  • Besides they know I'm one of the best here
  • Because what I'm pursuing is the best stuff
  • I like eating hotdogs as a treat
  • So I if I win this time that's what I'm gonna eat
  • For fucking your ass up so you tasting defeat

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Most just be seeking approval they seeking validation
  • But I don't need they validation, these rhymes have valid sayings
  • So much that they flow with the beat moving in animation
  • These rhymes speak for themselves so no need for annotations
  • This place is a mess it's smelling like complete ass degrading
  • I'm like a janitor I'm cleaning this shit up with sanitation
  • I see a wack rapper wannabe I ignore disregard this bitch
  • And I guess KRT stands for this like a (Keyboard Retarded Twit)
  • But something y'all have in common is losing a lot
  • Talking about you the best but really you proving you not
  • Not only is you amusing but stupid you moving the plot
  • To being a pussy ass bitch that I assume is pursuing a cock
  • So tight but he loosen ya spot glued his ooze in ya spot
  • Now you walking like a crab stuck it where you poop and whatnot
  • So how many L's we talking about? You taking a thousand?
  • You sound like a porn actress because you always taking a pounding
  • So much that your booty hole is just fucking humongous
  • You can probably fit 2 to 4 fucking huge hung dicks
  • And stick it in there with ease yeah but please stay off yours truly
  • Because I straight up got ladies on my webs that's a heavy duty
  • The only thing you fucking up is your beef stick when beating it
  • And you probably like your hotdogs with mayonnaise when eating it
  • If this is our last rap battle you lost with aching pressure
  • For being faint and tender, but hey I'll give ya an A for effort

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