Battles HealthyMan vs Web_Alternate
RULES
Whoever has the best lyrical rap wins. That includes dissing, rhyming, puns, metaphors and random entertainment.
Max of 48 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Web_Alternate won this battle!
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Battle on January 17 2025
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I should be the best
- I deserve success
- Yeah you better recognize
- That I'm better than all these rappers on here
- That's why the pick the other person to win
- Anyway this my last rap battle against you
- Hopefully nobody picks for you to win
- Besides they know I'm one of the best here
- Because what I'm pursuing is the best stuff
- I like eating hotdogs as a treat
- So I if I win this time that's what I'm gonna eat
- For fucking your ass up so you tasting defeat
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Most just be seeking approval they seeking validation
- But I don't need they validation, these rhymes have valid sayings
- So much that they flow with the beat moving in animation
- These rhymes speak for themselves so no need for annotations
- This place is a mess it's smelling like complete ass degrading
- I'm like a janitor I'm cleaning this shit up with sanitation
- I see a wack rapper wannabe I ignore disregard this bitch
- And I guess KRT stands for this like a (Keyboard Retarded Twit)
- But something y'all have in common is losing a lot
- Talking about you the best but really you proving you not
- Not only is you amusing but stupid you moving the plot
- To being a pussy ass bitch that I assume is pursuing a cock
- So tight but he loosen ya spot glued his ooze in ya spot
- Now you walking like a crab stuck it where you poop and whatnot
- So how many L's we talking about? You taking a thousand?
- You sound like a porn actress because you always taking a pounding
- So much that your booty hole is just fucking humongous
- You can probably fit 2 to 4 fucking huge hung dicks
- And stick it in there with ease yeah but please stay off yours truly
- Because I straight up got ladies on my webs that's a heavy duty
- The only thing you fucking up is your beef stick when beating it
- And you probably like your hotdogs with mayonnaise when eating it
- If this is our last rap battle you lost with aching pressure
- For being faint and tender, but hey I'll give ya an A for effort