CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I hate these brain-dead, mouth-breathing simpletons
• Who somehow manage to survive despite having the cognitive
• Ability of a concussed goldfish, intelligence is something these retards don’t have
• Staring blankly at a cash register like it’s an ancient alien artifact
• They ask the dumbest possible questions and then look shocked when
• When reality slaps them in the face, they repeat nonsense
• They saw on social media like it’s gospel facts
• All while being completely oblivious to the truth, which is that
• They’re an embarrassment to evolution
• If common sense were a currency, these morons would be flat broke
• A cardboard box under a bridge would be their home
• While they try to figure out how to tie their own shoelaces
• And then there are the spineless, ambitionless slugs, I hate them
• They contribute absolutely nothing to society while whining
• About how life is so hard, these parasites think they have the rights to
• The whole world while doing the bare minimum
• Expecting success to fall into their laps and be gifted to them
• From the universe, they mope around and complain
• About their bad luck, when the only bad luck their lives contain
• Is being born with the work ethic of a door
• They refuse to put in the effort but demand all the rewards
• Making excuses instead of taking action
• These human sloths are the reason society has to
• Constantly pick up the slack, and frankly
• If they disappeared into a void of their own mediocrity
• The world would be better off, and let’s talk about the slobs that
• Think personal responsibility is an optional concept
• These self-inflicted blimps waddle around blaming genetics
• Fast food, and the universe itself, when in reality they eat three breakfasts
• They expect the rest of the world to accommodate their poor choices
• Bigger seats, special privileges, it’s so annoying
• They keep inhaling calories like black holes
• Meanwhile, the rest of us have to pretend it’s body positivity goals
• Instead of what it really is, a complete and utter refusal
• To take care of oneself, it’s not about looks, it’s about being too big
• Grab your sides and pinch them, shake your fat
• Poke your stomach and sides, I’m surprised you can sit in my lap
• Pat your stomach, grab the underside of your belly down low
• Then pinch it again, this time squeezing and not letting go
• Grab your sides and squeeze them, pat your jiggly fatty back
• Hands go to your belly again and shake it hard and fast
• You’re so weak, you can barely move
• Grab a fold of belly fat on your sides, pull it, and pinch it too
• God you’re pathetic, shake it again, pinch it and smack it
• Grab it and squeeze it hard, jiggle it, grab your flabby flappy
• Arm and turn it around, inspecting it, pull on it again
• You’re like a slab of fat with muscles, that’s it
• Grab your fat flab on the inside of your stomach
• What is this, it’s so fat and flubby
• Pinch it again and shake it, wow look at you jiggle
• You should be ashamed of yourself, grab your back fat and shake it
• Shove your belly over the band of your pants, you’re overhanging
• Pinch your roll of back fat, do you even feel your back fat, fatty
• Grab it and shake it again, do you feel it flapping
• Around when you walk, grab a handful of it and pinches it hard
• I hate this flab on you, grab your stomach again, oh my god
• Why the hell do you even let yourself gain so much weight
• Shake your stomach and pinch your love handle again, I blame
• You for letting yourself get this fat, grab more of your fat and jiggle it
• Grab your arm and inspect your fat flabby arms and squeeze your limbs
• Poke your sides and belly making it jiggle, look at you jiggling
• Grab your rolls again, you’ve got so much fat it’s so embarrassing
• Grab your wrists and hold them tightly
• Stand up and grab your love handles again violently