Battles  shyawayyxv vs Barnacles

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • When boxed up like a fish, ain’t gonna use kids' vocab
  • They say I rap bad, it ain’t like I’m 2Pac
  • Chalk up to ‘em, but they tryna hide the Mustang
  • Fucked up, but they finna hate the fussed man
  • They callin’ me stupid, but I’m just followin’ my religion
  • They say we Taliban and we just tryna get in
  • They say we’re terrorists but hate on all that shit
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  • Drop a banger, not a hanger
  • But I’m just gonna go for a rectangle.
  • They wishin’ on the bitches and just light a candle
  • Racist as fuck, they better be thankful
  • They think we crazed, but lucky they ain’t strangled
  • All bro’s words are tangled
  • This isn’t a war but we still battled
  • Fuck this shit, but these bitches tryna mangle
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  • Think we retards, feet hard
  • Think hard, do you really wanna feel barred
  • You ain’t him, bro, but I ain’t sayin’ I am,
  • Charred like a dragon breathed fire on my arm
  • They tryna seek refuge on a farm
  • Hardy can’t be but they don’t got a charm
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  • Eminem dissin’ MGK, Drake on Lamar
  • Go far, hard, Jar Jar, bizarre, har har
  • Rappin' like a rockstar, guitar
  • Easy on the guillotine, visit Saar
  • Hometown, mate, but my face is marred
  • Exiled when I'm-
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  • Drop-
  • Don't, it's a-
  • Don-
  • Someone stop hi-
  • Help-
  • Someone he-
  • Can anyon-
  • Can anyone hea-
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  • Cause divides, try to hide
  • I'm not gonna do suicide
  • It's a genocide, lied to
  • Even when they tried, they were despised
  • Kidnapped, then they cried
  • These guys haven't been defied,
  • Haven't even done anything, might
  • I remind you? Don't be biased, don't deny
  • Yo- ruined their lives, don't fight
  • Y- deserve it, it's tight
  • We ain't good, no hi
  • We'll change the tide, could be homicide
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  • Ay, ay, ay, ay, orderin' a Hitman
  • Spray, ain't you gay, huh?
  • Ay, ay, ay, ay, orderin' a Hitman
  • Spray, ain't you gay, huh?
  • Ay, ay, ay, ay, orderin' a Hitman
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  • Can't stop, won't stop
  • Even if they tell me to
  • Can't stop, won't stop
  • Even if they tell me to
  • Can't sto-

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • //Intro//
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  • Mr. K told about how he wanted this land germ-free, so I'ma do exactly that
  • And Bitchton, just know I'm doin this shit for Fun too aight? Let's go
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  • //Verse 1//
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  • Yeah, grilling opps, make em drop,
  • Yeah, takin pics, snappin' shots,
  • Croppin' opps, CapCut em outta shot
  • Grab that Glock, blowin' bubbles, let 'em pop.
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  • Yeah, fuck em cops, they ain't nothin 'gainst the Bob
  • Heater to them mouth poppin rocks, spun em blocks,
  • They know who I am, dis ain't no Sponge On The Run
  • I be doin this shit for FUN, eat my sticky Chum,
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  • Make em float like they on Helium, nobody gon' be seein' em,
  • Bars holding up like they Titanium, fuck em up like Mr. K did to Karen, yeah
  • Fuck a Fallout, we smokin on em in the megatons, we in the millions,
  • You stuck in a hook like I'm a fisherman, sippin' on my Seamen,
  • I'm seein men flying, like they a Dutchman, chokin on dick, right, no oxygen
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  • //Verse 2//
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  • Yeah, oppas like sponges how they leakin Red,
  • Like, this is my Redemption how they fallin Dead,
  • we never been the same, I've always been better,
  • Cause I'm a puff big sponge, you Swiss Cheddar
  • I be takin yo block away like men from the Ender,
  • They callin me the Avatar, I'm a glock- bender,
  • I'ma hack you up, Anonymous,
  • Cause I'm faceless, like I'm Slender
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  • Yeah, I be spinnin yo block like a Rubix,
  • I be Iron-Smithin like an Agent outta Matrix
  • Make you countin sheep, gon' sleep, Baldi Basics,
  • Take my .9, they poppin Rocks, you ain't Facin' This
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  • //Verse 3//
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  • I got Biches on my wish-list, oppas on my hit-list,
  • I got Plankton kickin' Buckets,All just FUN bitch,
  • I be producing gasses like I'm straight outta Auschwitz,
  • Takin' all that gas, seein' ghosts, like we the Warren's,
  • Employee of the month, no holes in my wallets,
  • We took of like a rocket, my rings spinnin, they on orbit,
  • My homie Patrick, he a star, we both sittin on the moon,
  • Cause we got that .50 on our Arms, yeah we the Strongest,
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  • We attracting bitches like we magnets, with bars, cause,
  • my pole doesn't rest, bitch, I be always having that hard on,
  • Iron on my hip, y'all got no problem,
  • They call me snake, it's the fire I'm droppin' em,
  • Did em like a DVD, how I'm fuckin' blockin' em,
  • T Edison 'em like a light bulb, I'm poppin' em, yeah
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  • //Verse 4//
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  • All y’all bitches pourin' Blood,
  • Wave white flags, but they red instead,
  • Cripplin' y’all like the feds,
  • Squiddy’s color, we blue,
  • Mouth taste my clarinet,
  • There's no messin' with the Krusty Krew,
  • Mr. K a terminator, he a robot too.,
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  • Blow holes in you, like I do, make you porous,
  • Cause I got acid in my crib, you got holed -no Hawking's,
  • Acid in my veins, and I'm high, like a Hawk bitch,
  • Takin all yo shit, Like it's my business,
  • Make you fallin with a whisper like avalanches,
  • I'm stock holdin' all the white, like it's Christmas,
  • Gifting you your end. This the present, nothin serious
  • I'm yellow on the out, but I'm seein' green like the Grinch is (yeah)

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