Battles vs Sheisty
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- yuh
- i break baccs
- i eat snaccs
- s'all good in the hood
- like whatever
- bitches is cray
- big babies and old ladies
- fight for your rights, we don't need no education
- tupac in ressurection, official dj at the presidential partay
- roll up onna fool, showin off my freshly spangle'd war tools
- cook that sauce
- it's time to pay the muthafuccin cost
- sammy j at the superbowl, motherfucker
- blood ain't anything new...
- to us...
- real life, generally speaking, and my brain's a nuclear computer
- quantum abilities, mental retardation the level of my stupidity
- so i'm dead onna knife like chalomet, so mental i'ma mentat
- predictable like the scratches from schroedinger's cat, yuh, alreedy mention'd that
- but the culture cuts deeper, pavlonian response to good ass music
- mountwestmore speaking prolific outta dese subwoofers
- stucc in this tunnel of web, mole, gopher, cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller
- zendaya just gotta pop up in the thread
- crease my sneakers, rdc world has gotta have the playlist for the game speakers
- break a government cuz we collapsing those bleachers
- congress gettin fired
- senate gonna need a whole new set of dentures
- wreak havoc, depose tyrants, smash expectations
- and let those fire hydrants spray higher
- do the right thing
- or don't
- just gettin real hard to givv a real basic fucc about shit
- so icy, the future is dicy
- do you like it spicy, jalapeno mamis
- covid is so twenty twenty
- so these draconion laws better not pass
- less you all feel like choking on gas
- light a match, better get to class
- elevate your understanding
- buy my shit
- i'm the new epitomy of corporate branding
- drink water
- walk the capitol streets, monuments to history
- from the big house to george's big white...
- cough* cough* excuse me what i meant to szay is that
- washington is wonderful place with kind and cheerful neighbors
- the type to trust your kids and wives with
- not anything like genocidal
- please don't be rediculous this is slavery
- wait, i mean this is america
- and slavery has nothing to do with it
- take a dip
- full clip
- what up gangster
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Ayy, what is this mess? Boy, quit all that ramblin’,
- You talk like a bot with a virus that’s scramblin’.
- Flow like a glitch in a bootlegged sample,
- My bars hit like hammers, your style is dismantled.
- Break baccs? You barely break even,
- I’m runnin’ up racks while you stuck in the bleedin’.
- You flex like a king, but you beg like a peasant,
- Your raps outta date like a burnt-out cassette is.
- Talkin’ ‘bout Tupac? You barely a glitch,
- You couldn’t drop classics, you stuck in the ditch.
- Presidential party? You not on the list,
- Your whole catalog just ceases to exist.
- Nuclear brain? More like nuclear trash,
- Your thoughts outta order, they crash when they flash.
- Schroedinger’s cat? Man, you dead if I check,
- Cuz nobody open your links for a sec.
- Tryna be deep, but you drown in your ego,
- You mumblin’ nonsense, I’m stackin’ like Nino.
- You spit like you lost in a hole with no ladder,
- I’m cookin’ up hits, every track gettin’ fatter.
- So miss me with all of that gibberish chatter,
- Your whole style is weak, and your cadence don’t matter.
- You flex like a menace, but really you meek,
- I body your verse, leave it dead in the street!