CHALLENGER'S RAP

• why does each winter seem to get colder?
• why does music get worse as you get older?
• why do we wait hours for a bus , then 3 come along?
• why cant i remember my schooling like words to a song?
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• why does donald trump have such fucked up hair?
• why a triangular cut sandwich taste better than square?
• why are darts and bowling considered a sport?
• why do british judges wear those wigs in court?
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• why are their roadworks but no one is ever working?
• why don't McDonald's just leave out the gherkin?
• why do they sterilise the lethal injection?
• why if you a guy a rubber the only protection?
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• why in the charts is there no real Hip Hop?
• why do some guys think they look cool in flip flops?
• why do they keep killing our heroes for money?
• why at easter do you get eggs from a bunny?
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• why is it that the good always seem to die young?
• why don't USA have zero tolerance on guns?
• why go to war to try and bring peace?
• why do unarmed black men get shot by Police?
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• why a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
• why is their a square box for a round pizza?
• why is prostitution still considered illegal?
• why do they keep on making pointless sequels?
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• why did they put an 'S' in the word lisp?
• why is a near crash called a near miss?
• why get married if you're not gonna commit?
• why the hell am i even writing this shit?
• ...why?