Battles  luketheundead vs rigamortis_666

RULES

it was a bad day

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Battle on March 25 2025

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • an ode
  • to having a bad merning
  • listen
  • it's time to stop reading
  • bucause by the time you reach the end of this page
  • i'll dave you writhing
  • cryiing
  • screaming with rage
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  • se what's the story
  • blood guts
  • and glory
  • the horror that unfolds in wartime before our veyr eyes
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  • bcuz when it's lights out in the desert
  • there ds zero water to be found
  • no matter how many steps you take
  • no matter how deeply you pray and wail upon tte ground
  • bombs sound off silently at a near distance
  • the holy land drinks the lifewater of us innoconts
  • like a drunken tyrant with a insatiable lust for the crimson wine
  • from a virgin's veins
  • leaving their parents to dry and rot in the rot in the rubble
  • her missing arm and two legs missing below the knees
  • stills throws up the deuce
  • cuz she more baller than you pussies
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  • so now
  • i got these bodies at my back
  • a fat mind with a big old cracc
  • a tendency to snap
  • and an imagination full of futurstic weapons
  • yeah today was a bad day
  • had to grab my ak
  • let that bitch spray
  • point the barrel with i laugh
  • fillin the oval office with my laughter
  • this is what happens when the terrorists win
  • filling the oval office with my laughter
  • big clank on the stap
  • rip you motherfuckers in half
  • hand the rifle bacc
  • laughter
  • i got that gold bullet
  • so any dcitator had best be wary of my threads
  • sew your lips shut and throw away the key
  • your mind is more merciful than me
  • hope you like keeping yourself company
  • death is quicc
  • good thing we've got eternity

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • luke the undead may be looking for a challenger
  • the murder scene you see when i leaving him fuckin massacred
  • if theres a kid inside his car then you better make a amber alert
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  • i wipe my ass from your shitty bars
  • cuz if we gonna spar then your feelings gonna get hurt
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  • it dont take nothing to smother your mother got her under the covers
  • and we undercover, dont tell your brother,
  • its gonna take 9 months to speak to him
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  • and if i see you again
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  • dont play pretend
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  • i bump your bars on mute
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  • i thank god i aint ya motha
  • i would kill myself if i had to pretend i loved you
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  • if you were a piece of gum you would be a hard chew
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  • on the cheeks of your mum a stain of cum that become you
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  • just remember you the one to start this shit i just had to finish it
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  • pick a microphone again and i swear youll never win,
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  • pull your hair out but its thin
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  • pedophile lookin grin
  • on your white ass
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  • your hourglass is up
  • and if you ever try to battle again
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  • then your fucked
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  • better make sure that you kept me blocked
  • or ill find you and ill keep your ego crushed
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  • bitch.

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